ENDLESS CHALLENGE®

Rakuten, Japan’s biggest electronic commerce and Internet company1 has an ENDLESS [engrish] CHALLENGE™ with their Englishnization2 policy making all its employees conduct business in English.

Englishnization.

Rakuten Press Release
Google Translate of k-tai.watch.impress.co.jp | August 25, 2016
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YOSHKI of X JAPAN3 will provide a new song, “Endless Challenge,” in a TV commercial for Rakuten’s new “Rakuten Mobile,” a MVNO (mobile virtual network operator) service starting from August 26...more...

 

1Refer to: wikipedia.org/wiki/Rakuten
2Refer to The Japan Times (2015-05-23): Rakuten forges ahead in English
3Refer to: wikipedia.org/wiki/X_Japan

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Our previous engrish and Rakuten reports include:

 



 

Japan’s wanking VR ‘release’

The Adult VR (Virtual Reality) Expo will be held at Tokyo’s Ikebukuro this weekend. moguravr.com/adult-vr-expo-2016

The VR product shown below is described by goofy Google Translate as…

quoter leftDream of the penis warp machine— Once the interpolation is to Ona-hole, warp the penis is in the vagina of a favorite of that girl! Different dimension of pleasure strikes you!quoter right

ADULT-VR-EXPO-wakiker

Our previous reports of Japanese wanking tech include:

 



 

The eyes have it.

 
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The-rest-of-the-story…
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Anime eyes—What could be freakier and more desired by Japanese?
Japanese women often wear contact lenses with extra-wide tinted outer ring to give the look of a bigger, wider iris to make the entire eye look larger. (3Yen / 2008-09-07) eyes-contacts-190x

A few of our many other reports of Japanese folks worried that their eyes are too small include:

 



 


Bearing the days

 
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Like Kumamon, this is my pattern every four days for the six month long Tokyo death-summer, grrr.

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Our previous krazy Kumamon reports include:

 



 

The Fonz and Captain Kirk do Japan

Shat and the Fonz do Japan, ri-i-i-ight.

TV Review - Hit the road with The Fonz and Captain Kirk in “Better Late Than Never”
gazette.com | August 22, 2016
Shat-and-the Fonz
Cast of “Better Late Than Never” (NBCUniversal)

 
The reality show’s first episode takes Henry Winkler (“The Water Boy,” “Happy Days”), William Shatner (“Star Trek,” “TJ Hooker”), former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Terry Bradshaw (“Fox NFL Sunday”), Boxer and grill salesman George Foreman, Jeff Dye (“Money from Strangers”) on a “wacky” adventure in Japan.
The geriatric group are advertised as, brave enough to try almost anything″ including, participating in a Japanese game show, sleeping in a hotel with rooms the size of a large refrigerator and climbing a lot of stairs.″

 



 

Punked PM

At the closing ceremony of the Rio Olympics, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, gets punked into dressing in a Super Mario clown costume.

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Previous puerile posts of Japan and the Olympics include:

 



 

Bar, meet boner.

Breaking the bar on Asian stereotypes…

Japanese pole vaulter’s penis gets in his way at Olympics
nydailynews.com |NEW YORK DAILY NEWS | Monday, August 15, 2016
Well, that’s a hard way to go out.
First, Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita’s leg touched the bar; then what’s in between his legs touched it, too, knocking it loose from the 5.3 meter heightmore...

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A few of our many previous boner reports include:

 



 

WE WANT YOU (to fight Godzilla)

This supposedly is a recruitment poster for the Japan’s Self-Defense Forces who are, Looking for people who can defeat Godzilla.

 
godzilla sdf poster

I figured the above poster was just a Photoshop—But nope, it’s real. So, I helped Goji-chan make something more over-the-top.
goji-wants-you-500x

A few of our many previous reports of Godzilla include:

 

 



X-mas in August?

Santa brings her hot gifts in mid-August mega-heat at the massive Comiket 90’s cosplay event, which always Japan’s biggest of the year.

 
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Sankaku Complex | 2016-Aug-14
Comiket 90, Day 2 “The Epitome of Cosplay!”

 

 


 

Alternative employment opportunities for Japanese mascots

 

JT | 2016Aug13: The Democratic Party is considering selecting its official yuru-kyara (mascot character) in September to coincide with the party’s leadership election, informed sources said. Aiming to give a boost to the main opposition party’s presidential poll, the party plans to hold a public online vote to pick the successor to Minshu-kun, the official mascot of the Democratic Party of Japanmore...

 

After more than seven years of faithful employment, the Democratic Party’s mascot “Minshu-kun” (民主くん) has been given abrupt notice of termination in September, However, Minshu-kun may have found alternative employment opportunities with TENGA Co., Ltd. as you can see below,
CAREER-PATH

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A few of our many previous Tenga reports include: