Mens Elephant Pants with Suck

Japanese does suck when it comes to guy’s elephant pants, ha, ha.

 
Language Note: “Suck” and ‘sock’ sound the same in Japanese, and like in British English “pants” means underpants in Japanese.

Previous puerile Pants posts include:

 
 



 



Perfect summer dress for Tokyo

Here’s a perfect summer “dress” for Tokyo’s torrid summer—a seemingly endless five months of more than 30°C (86°F) heat and 90% humidity, arg.

Also, this was on the Japanese news…

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“女子陸上のユニフォーム ヤバくないすか?>#何故このデザインにしたのか”@INUIROCKET
“Women’s athletics uniforms, aren’t they?” #WhyDidYouDesignThis

 

Our previous reports of Japanese swim dressing include:

 



 


Kinky Police

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The Kinky (sic) Police administer the Kinki region—the southern-central area of Japan’s main island containing the major cities of Osaka, Kobe, and Kyoto.

Kinki police staffer flashed woman
Tokyo Reporter | 2018/Apr/25
Osaka Prefectural Police revealed on Tuesday that a 47-year-old staff member with the National Police Agency was sent to prosecutors for exposing himself to a woman last year

 

Previous Kinki reports on the 3Yen include:

 



TRUE LOVE (pillow)

Japan’s goofiest mascot, Kumamon, has found his true love. That is, his true love-pillow/dakimakura (抱き枕).

ごろ〜ん・・・かーらーのー、おやくま〜☆!!
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Our previous reports of Japanese love of dakimakura pillows include:

 



Toys Ain’t Us®

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Here in Japan, Toys Ain’t Us®, is still chugging along serving the screaming needs of bratty, I-want-I-want-I-want Japanese kids demanding immediate gratification (online sales doesn’t serve this need and thus brick-&-mortar still reigns supreme in Japan).

Toys R Us in talks to sell majority stake in Asia unit, including Japan business
The Japan Times | 12 Apr 2018
Toys R Us Asia Ltd., its parent, is in talks with …The Hong Kong-based joint venture with Fung Retailing Ltd. includes over 400 physical stores and eight online stores across Hong Kong, Japan, China, Macau, Brunei, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Taiwan and Thailandmore

 

Our previous reports of Toys R Us include:

 



 


Pole dancing mascot?

ア〜イアイ〜♪おさ〜るさ〜んかモーン!おやくま〜☆
The mascot Kumamon’s attempt to broaden his appeal by pole dancing at a nursing home may have been misguided, mon〜☆!! ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

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Our previous reports of krazy Kumamon include:

 



God-of-Things-As-They-Ought-to-Be smashed

The 3Yen’s favorite deity of Japan, Billiken -“The God of Things As They Ought to Be”-copyrighted Billiken doll shrine has been brutally assaulted and robbed!

“Billiken” statue overturned, its stone face smashed, collection box stolen
Yomiuri.co.jp |April 05, 2018
Chiba Prefecture, the “Tone Tower Billiken Statue” (height about 40 cm) on the Tone River…at the Tone Transportation Center discovered that the statue was shoved from its pedestal around 8 pm and that part of the face and the back were damaged. It was also confirmed that the money box was gonemore

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Best Korea’s ‘Hotel Doom’ gets a face lift!

Hotel Doom Pyongyanghotel_logoBest Korea has added a massive LED display showing a waving North Korean flag to the top of Pyongyang’s Ryugyong Hotel…aka “Hotel Doom.”north korean flag waving

 

 
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Finally, we see the Ryugyong Tower at night
@vunamphuong | 2018-04-02@vunamphuong

 

 




April Fools!

 

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I am not religious, but funny shirt…
— The Goat (@Mr_Jitters) March 28, 2018
 

More Easter fun on the 3Yen:

 





Good Friday, Japan

Go go Good Friday, Japan!!~
Have a Happy Easter.
happy-easter第30話「魔人ハサミルゲが待ちぶせて切る!!」