A festive, green, alien, rice-ball head pooping out a golden Christmas tree makes perfect Japanese sense for this holiday season, doesn’t it?
This pooping Xmas wish came from the official TENGA blog (goofy Google Translate): “TENGA is a supporter of the Makoto Aida exhibition—Multiple work limitation for ‘people who do not think’ has arrived!”
← “Gogo Yubari” (L) aka Chiaki Kuriyama from Kill Bill (Wiki) wants you to Dick-in-in™ if you feel a cold.
← ZENYAKU KOGYO pharmaceutical’s TV commercial for an Ibuprofen cold remedy from their “Jikinin” series of cold medicine for the curiously spelled DICKININ™ (ジキニン錠エースＩＰ).
How do you spell your product’s name in English? Are you sure about that? pic.twitter.com/3iEx8uUlx9
– Johnny Linnert aka @johnnythefuture December 12, 2013
…Santa Claus…embraces a Zebra shark as he* swims with fish inside the Sunshine International Aquarium in Tokyo…
Gawker / 2013dec11
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*Note that the Santa who is embracing the shark is a female staff member (3Yen / 2007-12-17) of Sunshine Aquarium wearing heavy waterproof makeup.
She is cross-dressing as Santa Claus in the true spirit of Japanese Christmas (3Yen / 2013-12-05) as you can see in the close-ups of her.
Cookie Monster as The Great Wave off Kanagawa by Hokusai*. :p
All bow down to his Great Waviness…
With commenters 10 times more moronic than Youtube, Japan’s Nico Nico Douga video service (Wiki) has decided to tap into the stupidity of its users. Nico Nico Douga’s parent company, Dwango, has started charging their retarded job applicants a $25 USD fee in their requests for employment with them.
Popular Dwango to charge job applicant fee to narrow field
Dec. 10, 2013
Internet firm Dwango Co. has announced that it will charge a fee of 2,525 yen for students applying for entry-level jobs at the company.
The move, announced last week, is intended to narrow the pool of applicants to “only those who are serious about working with the firm,” Dwango says on its website.
The firm, which runs the popular video-sharing site Niko Niko Douga [sic] ...more...
Why use Nico Nico Douga when Youtube offers the same video service? The Japanese advantage is that you can add to the endless scrolling “comments” across the screen such as:
All those wwwww mean ‘laughter’ in Japanese netspeak.
Visit the Japanese and worthless engrish website at: www.nicovideo.jp
The evil grip of Japanese tentacle sex* (3Yen 2006-04-13) is reaching across the world and is appearing in the oddest places…
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You can learn more details about the National Reconnaissance Office’s new tentacle-sex* logo (L) at:
NROL-39 Logo Nothing Beyond Our Reach – Business Insider (Dec. 7, 2013)
Let me introduce you the pornstar of the Japan’s southernmost seas—the Choriaster granulatus. Thanks to the wonders of goofy Google Translate:
“Kawatebukuro” — Doughboy starfish
(diameter about 20cm)
The Kawatebukuro
(
)starfish that live in coral reefs and sandy tropical waters.
Difference (coral food often) and starfish other, it seems mainly eat the microorganisms of the seabed.
It is the starfish still when viewed from the back side.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Choriaster_granulatus
改札の情報量が多い
—Information overload at the ticket gate in Tokyo
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@nomolk on Twitter December 7, 2013
← Charlie Brown’s Christmas tree* has nothing compared to the pure pathos of many the decorated “trees” I’ve seen here in Japan—such this half-assed approach to a holiday illumination shown below.
For more Christmas tree fun in Japan, refer to the previous 3Yen posts…
• Monster/kaiju Christmas cumguts (3Yen / 2008-12-05)
• Kaiju ‘Deck the Halls…’ (3Yen / 2010-12-08)
• Spinning Squid Christmas Tree (3Yen / 2008-12-06 — See right.)
Mo’ betta than Thanksgivukkah*…
From a “theological” perspective, it’s perfectly alright for a neighborhood Shrine shrine to decked out in Christmas lights, but it does look odd, doesn’t it?
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