2/3/2005

Here’s some gr-r-reat gimp fun from Masa-sensei!, Professor of Perversion.
No, no, I’m not being non-PC. Japan classifies me 1-kyu, “Profoundly Disabled” and I’ve unsucessfully tried to enter the “Crazy Legs” competitions down Osaka. Saaa, gaijin dame. Zannen deshita. I’m guess I’m too big and genki/lively for their “super heavy class”, hee, hee.
Masa-sensei! should not feel shy about showing this handicapped wrestling: We looove it! Yes, the freak show aspect is a bummer, but the wrestlers are just having fun. They don’t really wrestle for the money. Hell, most of them are like the wreslter “Koumuin” (public servent) and me who have more than enough self-esteem than to worry about the embarssement.

MasaManiA: handicapped pro-wrestling, Dog Legs
This time I introduce you to the handicapped pro-wrestling, Dog Legs. the name of this show was name after the handicapped people’s leg that is similar to. ….
…Dealing with handicapped people is very delicate matter. especially I think Japanese people are not used to talking about handicapped people. I dont know how handicapped people or their family think and feel, so sometime my comment make feel bad, but of course I have never such intention.

UPDATE

Welcome all you folks from OddJack.com, the “games and gambling” site from the same people as gizmodo. As soon as I bust out of GitMo, the “doglegs” reporter, Masa-kun and his squeeze Vir-jin and I ought to be going again the wrestling matches for action pix and video.
BRING OUT THE GIMP!