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3/18/2005

Japanese Stargate mysteriously appears in Australia

Japan Inc has been working feverishly for the last 15 years on time travel in order to return Nippon to it’s halcyon days of “The Bubble” of the late 80s.
And now they have succeeded!
The basic theory of the Japanese Stargate is described in: The Super Power Issue—A User’s Guide to Time Travel. This user’s guide explains the “KERR RING” that Japan researchers have sent backwards in time simply by:
1. Gathering enough matter to equal Jupiter’s mass, 2. Compressing it into a ring, 3. Setting it spinning while increasing its velocity to nearly the speed of light to form a black hole, and then, 4. Hopping through the hole and to be transported instantly to another time and place—-In this case a beach without hideous Japanese concrete tetrapods and butt-ugly breakwaters.

Sculptures By The Sea
PERTH, AUSTRALIA – MARCH 17: Work of art “Oushi Zokei 2004″ by Keizo Ushio of Japan on display during the Sculpture By The Sea exhibition…

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