Got a data itch?
Talk about the MARK of the BEAST 666!
It’s bad enough Japanese Immigration wants to stick an IC tag up my butt. Now Japanese scientists wanna store data on my fingernails. Put on your tin foil hat and lead-shield nail caps!
Fingernails store personal information
Secure optical data storage could soon literally be at your fingertips thanks to work being carried out in Japan. Yoshio Hayasaki of Tokushima University and colleagues have discovered that data can be written into a human fingernail by irradiating it with femtosecond laser pulses. Capacities are said to be up to 5 mega bits and the stored data lasts for 6 months — the length of time it takes a fingernail to be completely replaced … more…
Gee, I wonder if I could download my brain when I pick my nose with data fingernails, hee, hee.
Also see Legal.3Yen.com’s Japanese government to make Aliens Carry IC Cards
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