7/25/2005

Here’s an “itchy-ban” itch you can’t scratch: JAPANESE. FIBERGLASS. PANTIES.

Intricate fiberglass Panty Carvings from Japan
Friday, July 22 Because regular old Japanese fiberglass panties just aren’t obscure enough.The not-safe-for-work link

I’m sorry to report that the original link has been pulled by the butt-monkeys at Livedoor Japan. That’s a shame because the unnamed artist did quite a good job creating a traditional ume/plum blossom design.

To make it up to you, here’s a picture of my patented Kevlar-&-carbonfiber Bulletproof Butt Protector(tm) It’s perfect for crowded Japanese commuter trains. Remember: “Don’t leave home without your butt covered(c)”.

UPDATE: Also see the report about my patent-pending Prison Protector(tm) to guard against Japanese-style “encouragement and communication.”