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Akokasei to Market New Functional Beverage Toru-Tohru Water
Tokyo— Akokasei began marketing Toru-Tohru Water, its new proprietary functional beverage….the new lychee-flavored beverage contains chelate compounds such as L-cystine, malic acid, methylsulfonylmethane and phytic acid, discharging poisonous metals from the body…
Gee, I think I need a new Japanese news category: “Medical Fraud” or “False Advertising.”
These quacks want 210 yen ($1.90 USD) for a bottle of tap water containing 500-ml (2 cups US) of their “functional” drink for chelation of “poisonous metals. Sure it discharges “poisonous metals”—-it’s called pissing.
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