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4/11/2006

‘Gal-sone’ — petite gal champ of Japanese sucking

Via the charming Mari

“Gal-sone”
YouTube– click to watch the video

Gluttonous champion”Gal-sone”.
She ate 22 bowls of Okinawa noodles!!

The name “Gal-sone” is a play on the Japanese katakana word “gal” (ギャル) means young woman who dresses provocatively in the “gal style” and “sone” which is typical sumo name ending. Gal-soneIn this case, the longish (runtime: 09:21) YouTube video in Japanese shows “Gal-sone” constantly adjusting her makeup while sucking up 22 bowls of Okinawa noodles. It’s a funny form of beauty and gluttony she’s aiming at, hee, hee.

By the end of the contest, she obviously has burnt her throat and stomach with hot noodles which are floating wildly unhealthy mix of steaming MSG, salt, and greasy broth. Japan has the world’s highest rate of stomach cancer thanks to the combination of sucking hot noodles making loud slurping noises without chewing while drinking alcohol to excess. Japanese stomach cancer is promoted by stressful lifestyle and constantly burning their stomach linings and then washing it over with known carcinogens MSG and alcohol.
sucking hot noodles making loud slurping noises  known carcinogens

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7 Responses to “‘Gal-sone’ — petite gal champ of Japanese sucking”

  1. natalie Says:

    She is definitely an experienced binge-eater! That’s hilarious that she fixes her mascara during the competition.. Put the other girls to shame..

  2. vincent Says:

    I saw this terrible show on TV Tokyo. That girl did not only eat 22 bowls of noodles. It was part of a three-day contest. The first day she ate 2kg mozugu seaweed (20 bowls) and 35 pork sausages (3,5 kg). The second day say ate 4 kg kakikome rice (27 bowls) and 116 fried shrimps (3,5kg)! And the last day, the 22 bowls of noodles. Horrible!

  3. taro Says:

    She certainly love sucking down stuff, doesn’t she?

    As Natalie said, “she’s certainly an experienced binge-eater.”

  4. Neil Says:

    I watched the whole show while I was in Japan. My favourite was the round where they had to eat tempura shrimp with legs (eek) and even though gal-sone looked scared (assumingly because she thought she hated them) as soon as she ate the first and screamed “oishii~!”, she powered through to win that round too eating something like 3Kg of the blighters!

  5. taro Says:

    Neil said: My favourite was the round where they had to eat tempura shrimp with legs (eek)

    D-d-d-damn! More than once I’ve torn up my throat eating whole deep-fried baby shrimp which are served in Jaapan as drinking snacks like chips. Sucking them down like ‘Gal-sone’ has gotta hurt!
    I ate 300+ live goldfish in a contest and the worst part were the fins on the goldfish that incorrectly went down my thoat tail first as well as the taste of the goldfish bowl water which I consumed quite a bit of while scooping up and shoveling in the fish.

    Ohhhh.

  6. galsonefan Says:

    Nice, way to turn it into a dawg of Japanese culture. Especially the
    “slurping” comment, which has NOTHING to do with stomach cancer and is NOT rude in many non-WASP societies - like Japan where it is the equivalent to blowing on hot food. Gal Sone is a kick to watch, like Kobayashi and other winners, she has an unusual connection to the lower intestine allowing her stomach to expand to almost 15x its original size! They also found these competitors have a crazy metabolism, this I don’t understand as much, but it was all in Japanese.. so yeah. Anywho, I could dawg America all day if you mentioned an American celebrity, hell we lead most the other charts like deaths by guns and “morons who pay income taxes that are un-constitutional”, Bush etc. Oh, and “binge” eaters can’t control their urges and often vomit, or “purge” after doing so. Competitors who teach their bodies to purge lose seeing as its a disqualification. So, open your mind a bit, it won’t hurt.

  7. Taro Says:

    galsonefan wrote:
    Nice, way to turn it into a dawg of Japanese culture. Especially the “slurping” comment, which has NOTHING to do with stomach cancer…

    Sorry, but you are ignorant. Try education—I hear it does wonders.
    Japan has about the world’s highest rate of stomach cancer, and sucking down hot noodles laden with MSG is one of the major causes (along with stress, alcoholism, and most importantly, bad indigenous digestive bacterial flora).

    As far as Ms. Galsone goes, I think she rather cute (even if her singing is crap). Here’s a perfect set cutlery for her little steam-shovel obsessive career.

    tonka toy steam shovel cutlery

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