Gold and platinum dumped off in Tokyo station coin locker
Via my friend Mulboyne citing today’s Yomiuri newspaper.
FAMOUS FLUTIST’S GOLDEN FLUTES STOLEN FROM LOCKER
Two flutes worth 12 million yen belonging to flutist Yumi Yamagata were stolen from a coin locker at JR Tokyo Station, police said….Yamagata, 46, put two flutes and a bottle of wine in a coin locker in an underground passage of JR Tokyo Station…..The flutes, one worth 7 million yen and the other 5 million yen, are made of gold and platinum, the police said. The Metropolitan Police Department’s Marunouchi Police Station has launched an investigation….
Yikes! She put twelve million yen’s worth of flutes in a crappy spam-can coin locker in a sleazy underground passage of a train staion. Damn, it’s right about what most music professors say about flaky flutists always hyperventilating.
Well, I have to go back to drinking that bottle [hick] of wine she left [hick] for me while I pound these gold and [hick] platinum tubes into bars to sell at pawnshop.
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