YouTube – Swedish Chef: Japanese Cake
Here’s a YouTube video of The Muppet Show’s Swedish Chef sketch, Episode 120, in which he decorates chocolate cake with fruit and whipped cream. When the cake starts to complain in Japanese — “Eeee-yo chap-su!” —the Swedish Chef takes his “Cakenschmoozer” (baseball bat) and …

Here’s my edited audio version of the Japanese Cake sketch, to which I added a with longer remix version of the Swedish Chef’s signature, song “Børk, Børk, Børk, Børk.” MP3 format, 2MB, 1:49 minute download or streaming.
Jim Henson sang and voiced the Swedish Chef’s famous, “Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue, Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn børk! børk! børk!” and Richard Hunt played the Japanese Cake (wiki).
Of course the both the Swedish Chef and the Japanese Cake are speaking totally fake gibberish trainted with English as you can read here in the “Veekipedia, zee free-a incyclupedeea entry for Svedeesh cheff” (Wikipedia -Swedish Chef).
Somehow this seems to match the the Swedish Chef’s odd friend, Japanese Cake.