Paleozoic shark attacks Awashima!
YouTube video Frilled shark
Via pinktentacle, 2007 Jan 24 —This video shows rare footage of a frilled shark in shallow water. Frilled sharks are usually found at depths of around 2,000 feet. The weak shark shown here died soon after this video was shot. It was filmed off the coast of Japan. …more...
Ok, ok, so I lied.
This “living fossil” only resembles an extinct, Paleozoic shark, and it was way too weak to attack anything.
Still, just look the frilled shark’s (Chlamydoselachus anguineus) weird teeth and its general shape—Mo’ betta’ than most alien movies!
UPDATE! (Jan 26) The Awashima Marine Park, in Numazu Japan, released this weird close up of Paleozoic-esque freak shark. Click the photo to enjoy the KIMOI.
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January 25th, 2007 at 3:32 am
That is pretty cool. I had just heard about this on cnn, but they didn’t have video. Guess they can’t find their YouTube licensing agreement. lol
great way to tie it in to the extinct version!
January 25th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Interesting news. Horrible presentation on this site. Too bad a 14-year old looking for thrills posted it instead of someone a little more mature.
Sorry, if I wanted to read sensationalist headlines, I’d look for Weekly World News or other similar trashbags.
January 25th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Sorry, but I could only dream of being as good as Weekly World News. Now where’s my 80-liter trashbag so I can wear it and hunt down more stories.
January 25th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Perhaps Fried Toast is projecting his own immaturity. Doesn’t he know that Weekly World News is the only bastion of truth left in the MSM world.
The trashbag you are looking for was filled with water by college students and dropped out a 4th story window. I saw the whole process on YouTube. Very unentertaining.
Guess you will have to hunt down more stories in your birthday suit.
January 25th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
I’m sure that YouTube trashbag you were speaking of Prying1-san, was in a different life was one of the four gazillion I helped collect off Mount Fuji at the end of the climbing season. Very unentertaining.
My birthday suit is at the cleaners so I need to find something else to wear to hunt down more stories.
Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty….
January 26th, 2007 at 12:06 am
My fucking God, Fried Toast, if you’re not just joking, you must have some kind of extra-special stick up your ass.
Hey guys last week I read this joke, and by gum I take such personal offence to humour that I sat down and wrote a carefully-worded letter to express my shock at that horrible distaste!
January 26th, 2007 at 1:25 am
Ahh, I see my detachable phallus has yet again been getting news coverage. Great blog!
January 26th, 2007 at 9:48 am
Oh my God
I know that shark. That’s the shark that mollested my sister 2 weeks ago.
Sick Bastard
January 26th, 2007 at 10:43 am
Hey thanks for the comments guys!
The shark that mollested Darkham’s sister is in truth Rev. Qelqoth’s detachable phallus. But tell Fried Toast that since the Right Rev. promised to lend me that stick as soon as Prying finishes with it, hee, hee.
January 26th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I remember hearing that people like recognition and respond positively to it. Like when someone remembers their name after only meeting them once 3 weeks or 2 months ago, being introduced to others at a meeting, having the host announce they baked the cookies everyone loved…
You, Taro, must have heard this too because you’ve managed to recognise everyone in that last comment.
Except me and I’m responding positively from lack of recognition.
Thanks for leaving me out of it…
January 26th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Gee-wizz, now you embarrass me into making this a “topic” hee, hee.
知識が無いことが賢い推論をするのに役立つ?
February 11th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
Just a heads up…it wasn’t video-taped off the coast of Numazu…it was captured and brought to the marine park and then videotaped in a large dolphin tank.
February 12th, 2007 at 1:19 am
Sorry “Blue Eyes” about my being imprecise. As you said, it was videotaped in a large outdoor dolphin enclosure.
Thanks for the heads-up.
June 11th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
I still want my detachable phallus back… :)
June 11th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Perhaps.
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