Comments on: Paleozoic shark attacks Awashima!

By: Taro

Taro — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 13:07:29 +0000

Right Rev. Qelqoth sayth: I still want my detachable phallus back…

Perhaps. But only after I have dispensed within my chainsaw to cut the classic Italian taste of a new PESTO CRUST PIZZA®. Call Domino's Disneyland for authentic pizza forceful with herbs and you'll get a large amount the entrance wounds and ballooning Uzbekistani jar openers. I have some snapshots of anatomy to take me to where I’ve stressed my forcefully operative male penis before. So I lifted their offspring anus and you responded by showing a fair amount the times where I’ve stressed within my religious attire....So I lifted the cossack from over my head, revealing my full anatomy to all discerning voyeurs...more, more, more...

By: Rev. Qelqoth

Rev. Qelqoth — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:45:27 +0000

I still want my detachable phallus back… :)

By: Taro

Taro — Sun, 11 Feb 2007 16:19:58 +0000

Sorry “Blue Eyes” about my being imprecise. As you said, it was videotaped in a large outdoor dolphin enclosure.
Thanks for the heads-up.

By: Blue Eyes

Blue Eyes — Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:00:41 +0000

Just a heads up…it wasn’t video-taped off the coast of Numazu…it was captured and brought to the marine park and then videotaped in a large dolphin tank.

By: Taro

Taro — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:18:54 +0000

prying1 wrote: I'm responding positively from lack of recognition.

Gee-wizz, now you embarrass me into making this a "topic" hee, hee. 知識が無いことが賢い推論をするのに役立つ?

By: prying1

prying1 — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:53:43 +0000

I remember hearing that people like recognition and respond positively to it. Like when someone remembers their name after only meeting them once 3 weeks or 2 months ago, being introduced to others at a meeting, having the host announce they baked the cookies everyone loved…

You, Taro, must have heard this too because you’ve managed to recognise everyone in that last comment.

Except me and I’m responding positively from lack of recognition.

Thanks for leaving me out of it…

By: Taro

Taro — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:43:53 +0000

Hey thanks for the comments guys!

The shark that mollested Darkham’s sister is in truth Rev. Qelqoth’s detachable phallus. But tell Fried Toast that since the Right Rev. promised to lend me that stick as soon as Prying finishes with it, hee, hee.

By: Darkham

Darkham — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:48:40 +0000

Oh my God
I know that shark. That’s the shark that mollested my sister 2 weeks ago.
Sick Bastard

By: Rev. Qelqoth

Rev. Qelqoth — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 16:25:25 +0000

Ahh, I see my detachable phallus has yet again been getting news coverage. Great blog!

By: Caio

Caio — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:06:15 +0000

My fucking God, Fried Toast, if you’re not just joking, you must have some kind of extra-special stick up your ass.

Hey guys last week I read this joke, and by gum I take such personal offence to humour that I sat down and wrote a carefully-worded letter to express my shock at that horrible distaste!