2/4/2007

Wookiee Impersonator Arrested for Battery
iWon News – Feb 3, 7:57 AM (ET), LOS ANGELES (AP) – A man dressed as Chewbacca was arrested after police said the street performer head-butted a tour guide operator in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood….
….The tour guide, Brian Sapir, told the Los Angeles Times that he asked the Chewbacca impersonator to stop harassing two young Japanese tourists when the actor exploded in anger.
“He said, ‘Nobody tells this wookiee what to do,’” Sapir said….

Hmmm, Wookiee sexual harassment on cute, young Japanese girls and a brave tour guide, the dashing Brian Sapir coming to thier rescue. If the cops didn’t get involved, I sure the Japanese girls would have considered this the high point of their trip.

Actually, the title of this story should read, “Wookiee sekuhara on Japanese girls“—sekuhara (セクハラ) being the Japanese-engrish abbreviation for sexual harassment (セクシャルハラスメント).

Update! Listen to a short, 1:30min, MP3 remix of the Chewbacca’s sexual harassment song by Supernova from the 1994 movie “Clerks”here on globee.com.