Evil Japanese cars to be confiscated
Kim Jong-il orders Japanese cars confiscated
SEOUL, Feb. 19 (Yonhap) “….after he paid tribute to the Kumsusan Memorial Palace on Jan. 1, he saw a Japanese car that wasn’t working blocking the road and gave a National Defense Committee edict to seize Japanese cars,” a source familiar with the North Korean situation said, asking to remain anonymous. North Korea’s founding leader Kim Il-sung’s embalmed body lies in the memorial in Pyongyang.
It is obvious that these evil Japanese cars to be confiscated and impounded to protect North Korea’s thriving auto industry. As our crack 3Yen reporter, Kurohigi Ichi, quipped: Rumour has it that the Japanese cars will be interned in special camps, and the car owners will be allowed only limited visiting rights through the barbed wire every two to three months. And no conjugal visits. They’ll probably separate them too - a Toyota camp here, a Nissan camp there, and a Mitsubishi camp next to the steelworks. “Work brings Freedom” will be written in Korean over the front gates.
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