Beware of foreign members!

Here’s some Japanese social-science fun from our old friend and Japan gadfly, Debito.org; March 21, 2007.
You’ve been warned.

BEWARE OF FOREIGNERS AND THEIR PEN1SES!
ADVICE TO WOMEN ON WHAT TO AVOID IN RELATIONSHIPS
INCLUDING FOREIGNERS
JOSHI GAKUSEI DARAKU MANYUARU (Manual for Women Students Regarding Depravity)
alien repoductive members
Published by Hikou Mondai Kenkyuukai…Available at Amazon Japan…this manual compares not only compares foreign [reproductive member] sizes, it warns its intended Japanese female audience that having relations with foreigners is problematicmore, more, more
Beware of foreign reproductive members

This is worth looking at just for the illustrations with those Iron Crosses on the sides of those evil alien members. More translations of the opus are “comin'”.

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Taro

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3 thoughts on “Beware of foreign members!”

  1. lol iron crosses… you know it’s just the jp way of illustrating ‘glittering’ right?

  2. giltering.jpgiron crosses… you know it’s just the jp way of illustrating ‘glittering’ right?

    Yes, all hail my glittering alien member!
    Good joke!
    Oops, I guess I better do a bit more explaining just for literal folks out there. The weird marks are meant to show injury, scars or impacts in Japanese manga cartoon vocabulary.

  3. By the way: I am using “member” a lot rather than the “P” word because the google indexing robot will rank this serious Japanese news story as p-rn0 and not index it properly.

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