Ultra-short focus projector TV from Japan

Sanyo unveils ultra-short focus projector
June 14, 2007 – 2:35AM – SMH.com.au
Japan’s Sanyo Electric Co. on Wednesday unveiled a large-screen, high-definition projector with the world’s shortest projection distance. The LP-XL50 can project an image to fit an 80-inch screen from a distance of only eight centimeters (3.2 inches) ….more.…
Ahhhh, at last there’s a projector TV that lets my Great Dane and six-foot tall, twin, platinum-blonde nephews* walk through my living room in the States without casting a shadow as they cross in front of the screen of the projector.
Yes, yes, the projector costs about $5,000 USD, and it only has a single 2-Watt, monaural speaker built-in…but HOT-DAMN, this is the projector TV I want!
But hey, it does have an “audio alarm” vibrates when robber passes across its projected image. Read more in this insane-wacko machine translation of Sanyo’s Press Release for the LP-XL50.

*Just imagine FOUR six-foot tall, 200+ lbs, platinum-blonde, CLONES with a brace of matched black Great Danes walking into any cafe or venue. That’s my family–two set of twins—twin uncles with twin sons. We always get the best seat in the house, hee, hee. :-)


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June 15th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
Yes, but will modulating the frequency of the prototype sensor array reconfigure the activation circuitry of the omega pulse, Sir? This unique and colorful custom is referred to as massaging the object.
Standardize the configuration of your universal translator to gain a better understanding, OK?