Is that Japanese vibrating buttplug of yours properly licensed?
I was poking through slashdot last night when of all things I stumbled across this silly attempt at a joke by Japanese bureaucracy to license and tax everything wireless, even wireless buttplugs (available from our sponsor, J-List).
Japan mulling tax on Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, other devices
SmallNetBuilder - Tim Higgins - July 12, 2007—On July 5, a workshop was held by Japan’s Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications (MIC) to consider imposing a “Radio Utilization Fee.” The fee would apply to radio devices that operate in license-free spectrum, which includes Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, Zigbee, and UWB technologies....more.…
Hmmm, let me see. I’ve got three bluetooth cellphones, two wifi routers, two iPod transmitters, a wireless printer, WiFi-enabled camera, a couple of RFID credit cards, an RF highway toll card, three RF car keys, and buddha-knows how many damn remote controls. Now the Japan wants to tax and license them. Sheesh. 
I’d love to see how the bureaucrats want to “handle” the licensing of our sponsor, J-List, wireless products like the WX10 - Wireless Remote Control Vibrator.
Actually, I think the bureaucrats cooking up this new licensing law ought to required to take products like the new stealthy remote vibrator, the WX10 test them on each other to “evaluate” the Utilization Fee needed for making them quiver with delight with its 10-mode vibrating pattern options. What with its a cool controller that looks like it could even be attached it to a keychain (”What? Oh, that’s just my car alarm”), I bet the government would come up with a way to make this is one sneaky hummer that will surely inspire a smile or two while squeezing more taxes out the Japanese public.
BUY IT NOW BEFORE THEY TAX IT! 
The WX10 - Wireless Remote Control Vibrator is made with a cool-looking matte black rubber with a remote that runs on one CN23A 12volt battery (a little smaller than a AAA) and the vibe shaft takes 2 AAAs. For those of you who have watched Japanese AV, will undoubtedly recognize this specialized tool of the trade, a remote control vibrator, which you can activate it from across the room—Consider the possibilities for fun!
J-List also carries the WR-V Egg Remote Control. This silver egg shaped rotor measures a 2 cm (0.8 inches) in girth and 6 cm ( 2.5 inches) in length and has a loop attachment to allow easy removal. The remote control is 2.75″ long (7 cm) and has an easy on and off switch so you can buzz the egg sight unseen. It comes with small batteries (included) and a bottle of sex lotion. The egg is “for amusement only” — makes a great joke gift for your lover! Order the best straight from Japan from J-List—You’ve got a friend in Japan!
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