SLUSHO! water, zoom, happy, power, fish, donkey, frog
What is http://SLUSHO.jp?
UGO.com: …First came the Slusho site. Too weird to be a corporate ad, even if it is a Japanese sugar drink…more...
To quote the Flash-infested, official Slusho website:
Slusho! – You Can’t Drink Just Six.
“Slusho! Making fresh improvements. Just for you.”
“keywords content=’Slusho, water, zoom, happy, power, fish, donkey, frog’”
Ok, ok, enough mystery….Slusho seems to be a viral marketing campaign to promote a new “monster” film by J. J. Abrams, creator of LOST, Alias and Felicity. According to the IMDB, the working title of this upcoming science fiction film is “Slusho” or “Cloverfield” or “1-18-08″ which Abrams conceived of a new monster after he and his son visited a toy store in Japan that had Godzilla toys.
UPDATE: Try cloverfieldclues.blogspot.comfor an informative “SLUSHO” website.
Another “SLUSHO” website out there is:
We’ll Miss You Rob
Collecting The Clues until 1-18-08.
Check out the trailer of the movie at Paramount Pictures’ hi-def version here.
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August 3rd, 2007 at 12:22 am
I just found the contact email for SLUSHO, so I sent them an nice bilingual fan letter, hee, hee.
Dear Slusho-友達! 拝啓、加々島様
Yes, we are happy Satoshi-san! はい、私たちは幸福です。
See our website’s Slusho coverage. 私たちのウェブサイトの情報を参照してください。 SLUSHO! water, zoom, happy, power, fish, donkey, frog!
http://news.3yen.com/2007-08-02/slusho-water-zoom-happy-power-fish-donkey-frog/
Can you please tell us where can we buy SLUSHO? 私たちはどこでSLUSHOを買うことができますか。
Hurry! 急いでください!
It is very hot here in the southern slums of Denenchofu. ここ東京の田園調布 では非常に暑い。
L8r! ばいばい。
Taro/プー太 , SLUSHOの異星人
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:28 am
Sadly, the Slusho email address only auto-responded with following (3 attempts):
August 3rd, 2007 at 3:09 am
A correction: We’ll Miss You Rob has been languishing since July 14. Try http://cloverfieldclues.blogspot.com/ for an informative “SLUSHO” website.
August 3rd, 2007 at 7:20 am
Thanks for the info “AbramsProject”!
Sadly, Slusho seems to be a joke refer than offer real clues.
Three of my email replies written in Japanese–each with different content–to the Slusho email address [satoshi@slusho.jp and sk7087@gmail.com] has only auto-responded with following, meh.
November 12th, 2007 at 11:40 pm
water, zoom, happy, power, fish, donkey, frog – and a whale!
November 19th, 2007 at 11:16 am
I got all interested in water, zoom, happy, power, fish, donkey, frog AND A WHALE but it has turned out to be worse horseshit than Abrams’ stinking dribbling turd without end, “Lost.”
Slusho is obviously just another pointless Abrams’ brain poop because the faux-Japanese soft drink company is founded by a woman who turned into a whale, which is being hunted by the official Cetacean Genocide Fleet.