Comments on: SLUSHO! water, zoom, happy, power, fish, donkey, frog

By: Taro

Taro — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:16:12 +0000

I got all interested in water, zoom, happy, power, fish, donkey, frog AND A WHALE but it has turned out to be worse horseshit than Abrams' stinking dribbling turd without end, "Lost." Slusho is obviously just another pointless Abrams' brain poop because the faux-Japanese soft drink company is founded by a woman who turned into a whale, which is being hunted by the official Cetacean Genocide Fleet.

By: keen

keen — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:40:07 +0000

water, zoom, happy, power, fish, donkey, frog – and a whale!

By: Taro

Taro — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 22:20:32 +0000

Try http://cloverfieldclues.blogspot.com/ for an informative “SLUSHO” website.

Thanks for the info “AbramsProject”!

Sadly, Slusho seems to be a joke refer than offer real clues.

Three of my email replies written in Japanese–each with different content–to the Slusho email address [satoshi@slusho.jp and sk7087@gmail.com] has only auto-responded with following, meh.

From: Satoshi@slusho.jp
Subject: [Auto-Reply] “Slusho! happy, are you HAPPY?”
Date: August 3, 2007 12:19:09 AM JST
To: Taro

Slusho! loves your mails!! You Can’t Drink Just Six!!!

By: AbramsProject

AbramsProject — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 18:09:05 +0000

A correction: We’ll Miss You Rob has been languishing since July 14. Try http://cloverfieldclues.blogspot.com/ for an informative “SLUSHO” website.

By: Taro

Taro — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 15:28:16 +0000

Sadly, the Slusho email address only auto-responded with following (3 attempts):

From: Satoshi@slusho.jp
Subject: [Auto-Reply] “Slusho! happy, are you HAPPY?”
Date: August 3, 2007 12:19:09 AM JST
To: Taro

Slusho! loves your mails!! You Can’t Drink Just Six!!!

By: Taro

Taro — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 15:22:02 +0000

I just found the contact email for SLUSHO, so I sent them an nice bilingual fan letter, hee, hee.

The folks at Slusho , wrote:
“Slusho! happy, are you HAPPY?
Tell Slusho! RIGHT NOW!!”
Satoshi@slusho.jp

Dear Slusho-友達! 拝啓、加々島様

Yes, we are happy Satoshi-san! はい、私たちは幸福です。

See our website’s Slusho coverage. 私たちのウェブサイトの情報を参照してください。 SLUSHO! water, zoom, happy, power, fish, donkey, frog!

http://news.3yen.com/2007-08-02/slusho-water-zoom-happy-power-fish-donkey-frog/
Can you please tell us where can we buy SLUSHO? 私たちはどこでSLUSHOを買うことができますか。
Hurry! 急いでください!

It is very hot here in the southern slums of Denenchofu. ここ東京の田園調布では非常に暑い。

L8r! ばいばい。

Taro/プー太 , SLUSHOの異星人