8/10/2007

The Hello Kitty Vibrator is the stuff of legend in Japan…except it’s very real.
As the Wiki Uncyclopedia.org/explains: The Hello Kitty Vibrator [ハローキティ バイブレータ” Haroo Kiti Baibureeta) also known as Happy-makes my daughter-spin-toys in Japan are often used by Japanese schoolgirls during the long periods of time (up to 10 minutes) when they are not engaged in sexual activity with tentacle monsters or each other. [hee, hee]

It has almost five years have passed since we last saw mythical Hello Kitty Vibrator, a vibrating pink toy great for massaging away the day’s stress. Now our sponsor, J-List is happy to announce the glorious return of the official Hello Kitty Massager in its crazy new form and in six colors. This new Sanrio product features Japan’s most famous feline cross-dressed as a horse “kigurumi” (full head and body costume), with a cute oversized head, a petite body and 7 small rounded studs…
Need I say more? You just gotta get it NOW!