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Q: What’s most ubiquitous Japanese food on the planet?
A: The savior of staving college students everywhere, Cup Noodles.
WHOA.
Wait a minute.
What’s with that label that reads “Cup Nude” not “Cup Noodles” or as it is charmingly spelled in Japan “Cup Noodle”?
OK, OK, this is actually a parody product of the 3Yen’s sponsor JList.com. The parody novelty is called an Onanie Cup , and it is another example of Japan’s sense of humor gone wacky.
Each “Cup Nude” parody toy is a satisfying ona-hole with “H” enriched soft jelly (with multi ribbed tendrils inside) that’s fortified with 20 mL of lotion making it exactly what a growing man’s needs for self-satisfaction (see right).
No need to add water or microwave for preparation, just pop open the cover and there it is, ready and waiting. Great for gag gifts, pulling jokes on friends, or simply just to show off just how wonderfully wacky Japan can be. You’ll never see a business man eating Cup Noodle the same way again.
It sure beats Cup ‘o Pizza®, doesn’t it?
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