Talking shit about Japan
The Japanese sure ain’t shy about their shit as evidenced by how much they love joke about it on TV here. So this official survey of poop “health and constipation” makes perfect poopy Japanese-sense.
whatjapanthinks.com….2007/11/28/:…the three big everyday lifestyle ailments many Japanese, especially women, seem to suffer from are stiff shoulders, cold hands and feet, and constipation. I have been trying to get to the bottom of the third topic for a while…
Q1: On average, how frequently do you have bowel movements? (Sample size=19,667)
Twice a day or more 16.7%
Once a day 52.7%
Once every two days 15.6%
…read more…
Talking shit about Japan has been covered here on the 3Yen many times including:
—The great Golden Turd of Tokyo (See right)
—White is Beautiful: Japanese beauty with bird poop powder
—The sweet taste of cow pies yield an [ig]Nobel Prize for Japan!
—Hippo pooping playtime for Japan
Unchi Poop Hat….‘unchi’ means poop in Japanese, and the above is perfect for parties, a plush poop hat from our sponsor, J-List.
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December 2nd, 2007 at 12:09 am
I bought poop hat when I was in Tokio :)
December 2nd, 2007 at 12:45 am
Yeah, I see it in stores like Shibuya Loft all the time. It’s a big seller here but oddly nobody wears those turd tuques on the street. ;-)
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:22 am
I’m even more fascinated with shit on antenna - I bought a small brown one in gashopon machine, but later I found huge pink shit on a 3 times bigger antenna. Yes, it just is what I say it is - a radio antenna and a piece of plastic shit. you put your shit on antenna and you have - a shit on antenna! :)
(you even get instructions of how to use it, ie put shit on antenna and wave it in front of your gradma’s nose. seriously!)