Bottle up papa’s scream — perfect for Japanese Father’s Day’
Tokyu Hands oddities
In the vast DIY/art supply/hardware store, Tokyu Hands, among the meaningless, obscenely-priced novelties like foam dog turd hats and nose/face stretchers, they are offering a “Perfect for Father’s Day” gift: the “HANZUNETTO” Shouting Vase
The following is my rough translation about the shouting jar…
Clamor to whisper! Feel frustrated, confused….
Try “The Scream Bottle.”
4,980 yen [$50 USD approx.]
Feel frustrated, confused…deliver your secrets to “The Scream Bottle.” Shout and scream all you want and it turns your voice into a small whisper! Your screams will be GULPED down by this mysterious bottle.
Features:
—Have an evening kick-the-cat and fill this bottle with your stress.
—Don’t let out any secrets to anyone. Sing karaoke in your room whenever you want.
How to use:
–The opening of the bottle near the bottom acts like a silencer.
–The special internal structure turns any scream into just a whisper.
Shouting pot specifications:
Size (approximately): 12.5 diameter of 18.5 cm high
Weight (approx.): 210 g
Material: ABS resin; country of origin: Japan
Perfect for “Father’s Day”
Tokyu Hands photo via louisemakesstuff’s flickr
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