Nintendo’s personal ugly consultant
I have to love this snarky headline for this on The Register: “Sega hopes to score with homely Japanese women —Perhaps you’ve rescued the universe from marauding space pirates on your Nintendo DS — but can you save civilization from your own ugly face?…” Also note that around the mouth of the model in the photo below is the most sparkly case of herpes in history.
Nintendo DS to become personal beauty consultant
Thu Aug 7, 3:52 AM ET – Yahoo! News
TOKYO (AFP) — Women in Japan will soon be able to have their own hand-held beauty consultant after games company Sega teamed up with cosmetics giant Shiseido to offer make-up tips on the Nintendo DS.
“Project Beauty”, which will go on sale from November 27 in Japan, is used with a scanning device that feeds digital images of the user’s face into the DS, which analyzes the shape and position of the eyes, lips and other parts….

Nintendo DS to become personal beauty consultant
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August 8th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Where should I send money to finance the development of a Nintendo DS video game to teach them how to shave their pubes ?
On a side note… my PSP is burried under quite some dust because there is nearly no games for it and I’m no rocket scientist enuf to mod it for homebrew (and also… I’m not interested in spending my life hacking a Sony device to make it do something finally usefull or enjoyable, there is already something for that purpose, it’s called the Arduino, it’s cheap and 1000 times more interesting than hunting the good patch to be able to read a fracking PDF ont the PSP) But it seems that the DS is kinda the same… tons of dictionary, or useless crap but nearly no video games that are like… fun…(you know, like Axelay on the Super Nintendo, or Streetfighter 2)