Washing machine pleasuring

This sex-moaning Japanese washing machine sounds like fun, but there is a reason for its organismic cries …
Japanese washers are the Worst-in-World in terms of quality and functionally.
That’s the reason why the one Japanese home appliance you don’t own is a Japanese washing machine. Japanese washers are low capacity, too weak, only-swirls-doesn’t-agitate clothes, flimsy-thin plastic construction, lowest-quality components, poor-designed plumbing hookups….Did I say low-capacity? It’s impossible to wash three pairs of jeans at one time.

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Taro

I'm a pale, alien, quadruped who has worked for 25+ years at "Maybe-the-Largest Inc." in Tokyo.

5 thoughts on “Washing machine pleasuring”

  1. You forgot that they destroy the laundry more efficiently than they wash it… But in winter washing with water near ice cube temperature is a challenge.
    Some will bullshit you about eco friendliness… except for the fact that they use a huge amount of electricity and water for doing nearly nothing and at the same time need 3 times the normal laundry soap dose…

    Yeah… if ecology is all about posing… they are truly eco-pos, they even steal the prius first place since the prius is at least kinda useable as a car…

  2. If I ever get a stain, I have to throw the shirt away. I think Japanese washers are designed to be as quiet as possible, since the thin walls of most apartments couldn’t handle anything larger.

  3. are you sure there isn’t a couple near the washing machine have sex? sure does sound fun!

  4. > That’s the reason why the one Japanese home appliance you don’t own is a Japanese washing machine.

    Come to think of it I’ve never seen any Japanese lawnmowers either.

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