Yikes! Here’s January’s train manners poster for the Tokyo Metro. Hmmm, now what is the pictured couple doing that they should, “please be considerate of passengers getting on and off”?

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Actual train love photo thanks to our reader “Coligny”…

The above poster is one of the monthly series for the Tokyo Metro subways aimed at cajoling the so-called ‘rude’ Japanese public to have better train manners. In previous months, posters reminded riders to:
— The official start of the Japanese Vomiting Season
— Please party on the train!
— “Not torture eyeballs on jostling trains“,
— “Please do it like a Moose”
— “DON’T SWIM IN FRONT OF THE TRAINS“
—“Please no umbrella golf on the platform”
I have a somewhat disturbing picture taken in the nagoya subway were a sailor barefeet sitting on the floor look like she’s giving a blow job… I only I was not drowning under 1.5 terabytes of lolcats or Fark photoshoop threads picture I could show it… but I think it won’t be possible…
Oh, you tease.
Send that sailor photo along and I will post it.
my memory is getting old… It’s the boy on the floor looking like he went muffdiving. But sailor is barefeet after removing stockings (maybe). Picture already 5 years old… damn…

Those posters just keep getting better and better all the time!
Sadly, the “Train Manner” (sic) posters may end with March’s edition. :-(
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