Legoboy Chocolatecheek wrote: ‘Telling time in Japanese’. Does this mean that japanese don’t tell time, ever….

Nope. I just means the Japanese are the some of the worst software designers on the planet and that cool “bijin-tokei” (babe-clock) is not functioning. The Babe-a-Minute Clock has 1440 pictures of girls holding up the time scribbled on a chalkboard–a new girl once per minute.
You should see something like the screenshot below.