Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly gates and St Peter said “You’ve lived a good life, if you had one wish what would that be?”. She thought for a moment and answered “I’d like all the little children in the world to be safe”. 30 seconds later Michael Jackson had a heart attack.

Farrah Fawcett dies, and goes to Heaven. God says to her “You’ve been such a good sport, I’ll let you have one wish.” She wishes for all the children of the world to be safe. Michael Jackson appears beside her. God says to Michael “You’ve also been a good sport for this, you may have a wish as well.” He wishes not to be black in Heaven. Billy Mays shows up beside him with a bottle of Oxyclean.
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