NEW AND IMPROVED!
SCUMBALL SODA NOW WITHOUT BALLS!
This year’s new pink guarana soda on the left features the ball-free character “Mokorin” which is said to be cuter than the tradional “Marimokkori,” the lake scumball character that is based on marimo lake algae balls of Hokkaido Japan.
The Marimokkori character is found in souvenir stores throughout Japan. This green little character is best known for his impish grin and famous bulging balls as the 3Yen reported about in:
–Buddha’s big bulging balls busted,
–Captain Hard-on of Hokkaido, and
–Goodness gracious great green balls of Japanese scum!.