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7/12/2009

Now LV is only useful for preventing alien analprobes for Japanese

Let me share a strange observation from my shopping in Tokyo today…

Several stores in uber-trendy New Marunouchi district of Tokyo have moved their stock of Louis Vuitton bags to jumbled piles on folding tables on the street just like the final discounting of distressed stock.

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For the past 20 years, not having an LV bag was like going out knaked for Japanese OLs (office ladies). According to one Financial Times report, 94% of Tokyo women in their twenties own a Vuitton piece.

Now all of a sudden, NOBODY, wants to buy Louis Vuitton. I have heard that this is because of the Great Recession: Japanese don’t want to be seen with flagrant displays of conspicuous consumption. Refer to FT.com, June 2.

So, to “stimulate” demand, Louis Vuitton has created a custom-order “Malle Mars” junk-in-the-trunk cum buttpluggery designed with a trip to Mars in mind.
lv malle-mars trunk

I can imagine the only possible use for LV’s “Malle Mars” butty-plug is for preventing alien analismprobes, right?

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One Response to “Now LV is only useful for preventing alien analprobes for Japanese”

  1. Taro Says:

    Please note that the misspellings and weird spacing in the above post is to prevent the google bots from labeling this website obscene.


    More info…

    Japanese fall out of love with luxury
    The Financial Times – by Michiyo Nakamoto in Tokyo – Published: June 2, 2009
    Japan’s trend-chasing office workers and ladies who lunch are giving up Louis Vuitton handbags and Chanel jackets for Zara dresses and Gap jeans, making what was a favourite market for luxury manufacturers into one of their biggest headaches.
    The downturn is forcing customers in Japan to scale back purchases of luxury goods, accelerating a long-term shift in consumer attitudes, according to a report by McKinsey, the consultants.
    This is not a blip. This is a long-term shift in the market,” said Brian Salsberg, the author of a McKinsey report on the Japanese luxury goods market, the world’s second largest...more

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