The Federation rejects Planet Nippon

Stardate: 20090719070637
1st Contact Status Report
—Encountered strange alien lifeforms emerging from the seashore.
—All attempts to communicate failed.
—Planet Nippon has no intelligent life.

Stardate: 20090719070637
1st Contact Status Report
—Encountered strange alien lifeforms emerging from the seashore.
—All attempts to communicate failed.
—Planet Nippon has no intelligent life.
July 19th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Other examples from the 3Yen’s reports of Nippon’s alien life…

– City parks make great dumps in Japan
–Hippo pooping playtime for Japan
July 20th, 2009 at 4:14 am
so they don’t even speak japanese….maybe you could catch one, i think they’re really easy to catch….just throw up few seeds on the ground, then stick a “free food” sign on the ground, and you’re ready to catch your own japanaese A.L.F =)