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7/19/2009

The Federation rejects Planet Nippon

aliens of planet nippon

Stardate: 20090719070637
1st Contact Status Report

—Encountered strange alien lifeforms emerging from the seashore.
—All attempts to communicate failed.
—Planet Nippon has no intelligent life.

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2 Responses to “The Federation rejects Planet Nippon”

  1. Taro Says:

    Other examples from the 3Yen’s reports of Nippon’s alien life…
    tire park godzilla
    City parks make great dumps in Japan

    Hippo pooping playtime for Japan

  2. Cbass Says:

    so they don’t even speak japanese….maybe you could catch one, i think they’re really easy to catch….just throw up few seeds on the ground, then stick a “free food” sign on the ground, and you’re ready to catch your own japanaese A.L.F =)

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