Mecha suit released for the Japanese mass market

Cyberdyne’s cyborg employees are out strutting their stuff on the streets in Tokyo wearing the latest version of the robotics company’s mecha suit, the “HAL” (Hybrid Assistive Limb). Cyberdyne is now starting mass production the robot suit, which can sense the user’s intended motion and amplify their strength from 50 to 70%. According to its inventor, Professor Yoshiyuki Sankai of Tsukuba University, the suit will, “assist disorder persons (sic) or aged people.”

The 3Yen has reported on these powered exoskeletons several times before, but none of those devices had such infamous rogue robot names as Cyberdyne’s HAL.
(That is, Cyberdyne, was the company the created the Terminators, and HAL was the villain of 2001: A Space Odyssey).
Refer to previous 3Yen reports:
–Honda puts a bot up your butt
–Wrong Trousers Honda’s new kinky strap-on
The older, bulkier version made its debut back in August 2006 as shown in the video below.


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August 3rd, 2009 at 5:41 pm
I was searching for the Japanese DVD of Wrong Trousers and I came across these very wrong trousers—a Japanese toy leiderhosen robot remotely controlled by a pink phallus!
August 4th, 2009 at 2:47 am
That robot leg device stuff made me remember the alien 2 movie where Ripley gets into a badass robotic armor to fight agaisnt the alien queen
this one: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xfi0yI2ta-4/SSBVXXd_OzI/AAAAAAAABYc/b81C1Xyg_14/s320/alien-robot.jpg
August 4th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
August 4th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Note: This press release contains FRAUDULENT information about helping persons with “spinal cord injuries“—The HAL device has no large gyroscopes or multi-directional ankle joints meaning a within the first or second step paraplegics would simply fall on their faces since their paralysis prevents them making minor adjustments to remain standing.
Please to not ask me information on obtaining the HAL—There are so few handicapped people it can help actually help that these press releases are a cruel hoax on the handicapped. The real use of the HAL legs is for the military—Handicapped folks, especially those spinal cord injuries, will need to wait another 10 years or so.
August 19th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Goals for your Yellow (PussY) Fever therapy are varied. You show a variety of neuropsychiatric signs and symptoms including delusions, hallucinations, psychosis, concentration disturbance, paranoia, and uncontrolled confusion.
You and your families should be instructed to flush their gastrointestinal tract and don’t neglect to remove placentae from your offspring as the treat shown to be teratogenic in animals.
August 21st, 2009 at 9:50 am
All you gaijin need genius tablets since they have problems reading well enough to do everyday tasks like reading street signs,
Try being a cod during stress to make your heart work hard and beat fast. Also avoid anything that can make your tinnitus worse. This includes smoking, alcohol, and loud noise. If you are a construction worker, an airport worker, or a hunter, or if you are regularly exposed to loud noise at home or at work, wear ear dildos or special ear condoms to protect your hearing and keep your tinnitus from getting worse. In addition, please consider getting therapy for your Asspergers.
August 21st, 2009 at 10:49 am
Well Mr. Tojo Spambot, that was a real random outburst.