Naked sushi revisted
Previously the 3Yen has had a bit of naughty fun with “Naked Sushi” (aka Nyotaimori) including, “Tasty Human Skin Flavors“ and Naked sushi on men, just desserts.
Absurd quote from Fox: Ancient Japanese ‘Naked Sushi’ Tradition Catches On
…The ritual known in Japanese as “Nyotaimori” (which means “female body presentation”) originated in Japan hundreds of years ago as part of the geisha scene, historians say…more…
Naked sushi is sort of a joke—it’s neither a myth nor anything to do with geisha—but it’s so rare in Japan I always suggest to try it in LA or London where it is so much easier to find than Japan.
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August 26th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Ok im still confused if its real or not! haha. Then again, I guess they don’t advertise it in billboards outside the resto!
August 26th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Naked sushi is “real” alright …real rare.
Almost monthly I get requests for what is the “best” naked sushi place to go to in Tokyo.
I always answer Nyotaimori-NY.com.
August 26th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Ok, but I hate fish… What is the best place in Tokyo for naked cheezburger ? On a nekkid MrJames no less…
August 27th, 2009 at 1:12 am
I love sushi…so awesome but the fact to have it over a body of a girl…just make loose all the appeal I have for it, i’m a bit sensitive when it comes to see where my food is served and believe me, food served over a body…it’s like…gross…and I don’t really care if the body of a hottie :S
….although it could be cool practice this modality with your gf/wife…dude! 2 of the greatest pleasure in the world…eating, and when you’re done….it’s time for some hoola hoola haha :D
August 29th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
It makes a surprising, and disconcerting, appearance in the “Bruno” movie.
August 30th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Pleeeeeeease save me from the pain of sitting through the entire one-joke movie. Was Bruno was the sushi model?
August 30th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
At one point he rents a lavish LA mansion as a venue to interview Hollywood’s hottest actors. His assistant Lutz, however, has inexplicably disposed of all the furniture. Bruno gets the idea to offer the Mexican garders a little extra lucre to serve as human furniture. Paula Abdul comes over, nervously sits on one of the Mexican chair people, and starts talking about how “helping people is like the air that I breathe.” Oh, the irony. Then Bruno says something like, let’s have a snack, shall we? And they roll in an obese, nude, middle-aged Mexican guy with sushi placed all over his fat body, including his genitalia. Paula gasps, “I’m really not comfortable with this,” and storms out.
-catone
-suffers through one-joke movies so you don’t have to
August 30th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Thanks Catone.
I wish Sacha Baron Cohen had a regular 15-20 minute TV venue to inflict his characters on the public. In the movie format, I have always turned him off after a half hour or so.
Ok, in Japan all I seen are compilations of his short-form work on TV and his movies. Now I see how he came from long TV career (not shown in Japan) and now he finds film more lucrative.
Strange fact from Wiki…“After leaving university, Baron Cohen worked for a time as a fashion model, appearing in many fashion magazines.”
September 7th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
I laughed from the beginning to the end, Bruno was outrageous!