Japan election winner goes for the alien vote…the Venusians

Venus girl
While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus,” Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of premier-in-waiting Yukio Hatoyama, wrote in a book published last year…”
Via Japan Election — Yahoo! News Photos — Sept 3, 2009.

In other reports from Reuters, the soon-to-be First Lady of Japan was quoted to have said that her Venus, “was a very beautiful place and it was really green.” Yukio Hatoyama described her extraterrestrial experience her book entitled “Very Strange Things I’ve Encountered”, which she claims happening to her abut 20 years ago.
Further proof that the aliens have taken over….clones of soon-to-be-PM Hatoyama bobbleheads showing off their stuff. (more via japantoday.com)japan PM masks japantoday.com
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Rob Pongi, friend of the 3Yen and intrepid explorer of Uranus*, sent in these additional sources of information about the Japanese-Venusian Co-Prosperity Sphere.

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7 thoughts on “Japan election winner goes for the alien vote…the Venusians”

  1. Tokyo Damage Report
    –2010 fall random photos / engrish

    no voting rights for foreigners in japan

    The Kokuminshinto (New Peoples' Party) delivers a speech in Shibuya.

    The flag reads, “No voting rights for foreigners”

    Well, duh, you say! No country on earth lets tourists vote in national elections. What a sensible lady!

    But. The Japanese definition of “foreigner” is so broad it applies to people born here, whose parents were born here, and whose grandparents were brought here as slaves.

    So basically “No voting rights for foreigners” means “no voting for descendants of slaves.”

    See also: Zainichi

    More via Tokyo Damage Report –2010 fall random photos / engrish

  2. Bobbleheads leaning over the rail vomiting on the razor-wielding blobby-men who slosh through to the jello molds, as if attempting to confirm the fact that behind the surface of superreality lies a UniversalNothingness. In the background you can see hear the gigantic&remorseless sound of a broken mainspring being plinked by sadistic gods in a cosmicVoid, over and over again: boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing bo-o-ooing …

  3. The early images coming from Mars tonight look very promising.


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