Please do it at home (and don’t jizzum on the Tokyo Metro)

October’s Tokyo Metro “Manner” (sic) poster offers this suggestion of politeness.

jack-off metro train tokyo japan


The poster above for October is one of a monthly series of the Tokyo Metro aimed at cajoling the so-called ‘rude’ Japanese public to have better train manners.

In previous months, posters reminded riders of their manners:
Beachin’ Tokyo trains
‘Please refrain from snotty…’
The official start of the Japanese Vomiting Season
Don’t read newspapers
And many, many, more….


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5 thoughts on “Please do it at home (and don’t jizzum on the Tokyo Metro)”

  1. *alert photoshop edition detected*

    :D

    nice one, it’d be actually fun to find this one on the japanese sub…

    10 of 10 yens for creativity and fun
    and just 3 of 10 yens for the noticeable amount of photoshop you used this time :D

  2. Cbass Says:
    .. just 3 of 10 yens for the noticeable amount of photoshop you used this time :D

    Actually, I had a reason for using the spooge theme—The original poster had white spoogles dripping all over.

    fork-eater metro poster

    The larger question is why the SpoogeBoy above is using a fork (or trident) to eat Cup-o-Cum ramen?? Nobody uses a fork in Japan for Ramen noodles–Japanese use chopsticks and lots of loud SLURPING.


    Also seen occasionally is the Japanese ramen spork.
    ramen spork

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