10/16/2009

In the Japanese language the word “koshi” means both hip and butt as well as lower part of the waist. The Japanese also use the English word “hip” when they mean ‘butt’ resulting in fun-but-fraudulent product names like Venuskiss Hips.

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JUJU COSME VENUS KISS HIPS MASSAGE SCRUB 120G
Do you sick from sitting for a long time on the chairs in the office or at school?
~ This massage gel helps improve the skin conditions on the hips [sic]. It contains the peach essence to make your skin firmer:)
~ It’s used to remove rough and old keratin. More importantly, it’s going to leave the skin smooth and shinny.
~ Made in Japan.
How to use?
~ Massage the target area from thigh to hip where you mainly concern about. Massage gel with scrub invigorates the slimming your skin and get silky feel. Recommended before shower!
Feel the elasticity of your hips after applying for a few weeks. it also tighten your hip so that it won’t feel loose, at the same time it is able to make your skin silky soft.

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For added fun, Japanese spell the English word “Wow” as “WAO” in Roman letters following the conventions of their Katakana syllabary resulting in the following fun: “Wao it’s a banana!…Chef’s boast.”