Bat Boy vs the Miniskirt police!
As I have reported on before, the nefarious Bay Boy (shown on the right) has been lost his job at the WWNews and was evicted in Japan. Now however, Japan has officially joined the Final Crusade in the hunt for the elusive mutant.
JAPANESE JOIN HUNT TO CAPTURE BAT BOY
WWNews – Friday, March 5th, 2010
WEST VIRGINIA – Bat Boy is still on the loose and U.S. officials are losing patience. They’ve called in the big guns to help!
As America’s favorite mutant continues to elude and evade … the Japanese have been brought into the hunt…their top operative, special officer Arashi Yuko.
Yuko is one of Japan’s most decorated officers and is only called in to assist in high priority cases…
….Asked if she feared Bat Boy she replied, “I fear American sushi more. It bears no resemblance to what we eat in Japan.” …more...
Basically, Japan is sending a mutant girl, to catch a mutant boy.
As you can see below, Yuko Arashi’s official website even gives us a peek at her daibolical disguises that she will employ to beguile and capture Bat Boy.
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March 10th, 2010 at 6:31 am
On the late morning of March 8, an incredible event occurred on the opposite side of the world. It all began with three 1 4-year-old kids, two boys and a girl, playing around on the side of the crowded streets of O saka, Japan. The carefree adolescents were giggling and lightheartedly pushing and shoving each other on their way to downtown.
When they reached the train station they paid no mind to the disapproving looks they received from awaiting train riders and tourists in the loading area. The three didn’t stop their almost mischievous behavior as the rapidly approaching train was now in sight. Not knowing his own strength, the tallest boy thrust himself into the other boy who nudged the petite girl just enough that she couldn’t regain her balance. Instinctually, she grabbed her friend’s shirt as they both unwillingly jumped onto the rails of the Shikansenbullet train nearly two meters below the station’s platform.
As if captured from a scene in a movie, one of the world’s fastest trains was only seconds away. In horror, the fallen boy scrambled to get out and the crowd cried as the train was only a few short meters from disaster. People were panicking as the boy’s left arm was being pulled up by two men as if he was a stuffed animal. The young girl still lay still. For her, it was too late.
In an instant, the train had arrived to the station as it had thousands of times before. But this time it was different. The first train car was unhinged from the rail and had veered off to the right at a 45-degree angle. The crowd became silent as they held their breath. Only about 15 centimeters (6 inches) separated the young teen from her death. The girl was carried away with only a twisted ankle, some bruises, and a broken smile.
Strangely enough, investigators found that there were no other similar accidents ever reported within that railway system and the train conductor could not have possibly braked in time. It was believed that an object disrupted the train’s path.
In all of the hysteria just before the train was stopped, many people had thrown objects such as garbage cans, purses, belts, and even newspapers onto the rail. However, only one of the items was the source that challenged the powerful train. An innocent left-sided flip-flop sandal adhered to the track at the point where the train derailed. Nearly unidentifiable, the only thing that was recognizable on the object was a “R ider” logo that matched a right-sided sandal found below the platform.
As the train passengers were being escorted off the vehicle, local reporters interviewed a barefooted US tourist on site who made light of the situation and with a warm grin said, “They were indeed my R ider sandals that were found under the train but it’s okay, I was going to buy another pair anyway.”
March 10th, 2010 at 10:34 am
Whoa Mr/Ms Jillu!
Your sandal story while very interesting has nothing to do about the topic, Bat Boy vs the Miniskirt police.
What gives?
Is this your tribute to the Most Honorable Bat Boy? (I hope it ain’t your idea of viral marketing.)
Anyway, as they say in the R ider sandal ads: ‘Let’s get out of here.’.
March 10th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
forget batboy and bring the entire Miniskirt police over to the US! They are all babes! http://www.japansugoi.com/wordpress/japanese-late-night-tv-the-miniskirt-police-video-collection/
March 10th, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Check out the 3Yen’s previous fun story of the Real Miniskirt Police of Japan.
March 26th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Now weeks after the WWNews/3Yen report of Bat Boy vs the Miniskirt-police, BoingBoing finally gets wind of the story, sheesh.
Embiggen to 640×427.
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/03/25/weekly-world-news-an.html
More atnews.3yen.com/2010-03-26.