Japanese virgin otaku can’t write porn

Via today’s SankakuComplex: Otaku Creators Can’t Possibly Write Romances.
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The manga above says it all in a cartoony way, “Virgins can’t write an ero[tic] manga!?

Yep, they can’t…and they do.

The reason that all the output of otaku creations are always just on the cusp of breaking out to the mainstream but never does because clueless Japanese virgin NEETs can’t write about relationships they never had (even with their dakimakura (dah-kee MAH-koo-rah) “hug pillows.” Even the majority of hopeless Japanese otaku on 2ch (read their comments) seem to understand how futile it is for unemployed virgins hiding in their rooms to be attempting to erotic comics, games and romances.

Dakimakura lovetaro loves his dakimakura pervy pillow pukes of Japan's dakimakura

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3 thoughts on “Japanese virgin otaku can’t write porn”

  1. I don’t see a problem, since their readers are also virgin otakus, they will not notice the lack of veracity on the stories.

  2. It’s hard for the brain to tell you that it needs to rest a little, but otaku porn is perfect for that.

    I would like to use the underlying “H” data of otaku blithering to improve on the quality of our lives. I’ll give you a couple of things to ponder regarding this choice although other people say it’s bad et cetera, et cetera. But if you’re creative and determined enough, you will see this idea stretching everyone’s spark the erotic imagination.

    Otherwise, Japanese porn is just chunky spaghetti sauce.

  3. Okay this is a bit OT, but have you seen the otaku pics of their spanking spunk spill taken by satellite?
    There’s Japanese oily-boy sperm goes as far as the eye can see and it far worse than they’re telling. This is a disaster, and it needs to be dealt with NOW!
    You can find them by searching for “2 amateur cum photos from commercial flight over the Sea of Japan” (didn’t think I should add a link).

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