N. Korea ‘on the wrong end of the heftiest humping’

traitors north korean in japan .
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An Axis-of Evil Pongi update:
North Korean team to be sent to work in coal mines. Maybe.

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GhETToY IMAGES–North Korean residents in Japan cheer for their national team during a public viewing of the FIFA World Cup in South Africa at a North Korean school in Japan

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As the WSJ writes, “Jong Tae-Se [North Korea’s] Japan-based star striker … had plenty of cause to sob.”

North Korean coach Kim Jong-hun has said that his patriotic attitude has already been “noted by our leader Kim Jong-il”. Coach Kim also said that he gets “regular tactical advice during matches” from Jong-il himself, “using mobile phones that are not visible to the naked eye,” which the ‘Dear Leader’ “developed himself”.

Abnormal radiation detected near Korean border
Lil’ Kim (left) claps as North Korean scores a BIG propganda win by losing to Portugal 7-0 and leaving the Koreans, “on the wrong end of the heftiest thumping of the tournament in South Africa (WSJ – 2010/06/22).”
According to the Asia News’ story, Two North Korean players try to flee, perhaps punished, “North Korean coach Kim Jong-hun has said..he gets ‘regular tactical advice during matches’ from Jong-il himself, ‘using mobile phones that are not visible to the naked eye,’ which the Dear Leader ‘developed himself’.”

It is fuckqueing bizarre that Jong is a third generation South Korean who was born in Nagoya, Japan somehow is eligible to play for the North Korean team despite being a South Korean citizen and resident of Japan (Wiki).

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9 thoughts on “N. Korea ‘on the wrong end of the heftiest humping’”

  1. NK… the country that look every more and more like a setup from Batman and Robin…

    It would nearly be funny if they were not starving to death…

  2. EVIL PONGI wrote:
    North Korean leader blamed for Cup loss…

    SACRILEGE!

    North Korean leader blamed for Cup loss
    UPI.com — SEOUL, June 23 – Some South Korean officials blame Kim Jong Il for his country's poor World Cup showing, after the coach said the North Korean leader directed team strategy.

    Coach Kim Jong Hung claimed the leader “gives regular tactical advice during matches using mobile phones that are not visible to the naked eye,” the South Korean newspaper Chosun Ilbo said Wednesday.

    “Given the way the North Korean regime works, a football coach can't just mention Kim Jong Il's name and talk about him as he likes,” a South Korean official said. “The invisible-mobile-phone part may be silly, but it's probably true that Kim Jong Il'…more….

  3. I had errors viewing the website in my Mac Safari browser, but apart from that loved your screwball post. :)

  4. AnamariaCoggin wrote:
    I had errors viewing the website in my Mac Safari browser

    That’s odd.
    The HTML code of the 3Yen is developed on Macs using the Safari browser and then tested in Firefox, Chrome and Opera.
    I would expect the only trouble would be for folks using the Explorer browser. There hasn’t been a Mac version of Explorer for years (Microsoft ended support for Internet Explorer for Mac on December 31st, 2005) .

  5. Nice to see some original content about humping North Korea for once. I’ll subscribe to your rss feed to get future updates.

  6. I’ve tweeted this post, I’ll keep a eye on your other posts. Ohh what do you all think about the about the North Korea sinking that ship? We also have Naked News Reports

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