Danny Choo waxes his dolphin
The key to Internet success is knowing your market.
In this case, the World-Wide-Wanker extraordinaire, the funloving Tokyo Stormtrooper, Danny Choo, was targeted with free swag to write a “technical review” of a new dolphin waxer, the TENGA with USB, earphones, bio-recording, etc.
If you remember, the 3Yen previously covered Tenga titillations in Japan beats all in the Masturbateathon!
And who says blogging doesn’t pay?
Flip Hole Review
DANNYCHOO.com
…the folks at Kanojo Toys have chosen me as a target to receive free goods – last time they sent a batch of standard Tengas (review here) and they recently sent one Flip Hole unit. For folks who are not in the know, Flip Hole is a health care product – specifically for folks who own dolphins…more, more, more….
I just love that engrish copy on the new Tenga:
BE POSITIVE, BE SMART, BE FREE
TO MAXIMIZE YOUR DOLPHIN’S SEXUAL LIFE!
Also check the 3Yen’s report, Wanker Expo.
Tip-of-the-twit to colonydrop for the dolphin heads-up.
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July 17th, 2010 at 10:38 am
No. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. No.NO. No.NO. NO. NO. No. No. NO. NO. NO. NO. No.NO. No.NO. NO. No. No. NO.NO. NO. NO. NO. No.NO. No.NO. No. NO. No. No. NO. NO. NO. NO. No.NO. No.NO. NO. No. No. NO. NO. NO. NO. No.NO. No.NO. NO. No. No. NO. NO. NO. NO. No.NO. No.NO. NO. No. No. NO. No. NO. NO. NO. No.NO. No.NO. NO. No. NONONONONONONO!
Duuude, you got it all wrong.
ColonyDrop.com has written an expose’ on how the “funloving Tokyo Stormtrooper” Danny Choo is actually, “…a massive, desperate tool must one be to resort to manipulating a bunch of cartoon-obsessed adolescents…”
http://www.colonydrop.com/index.php/2010/05/27/operation-british-phase-six-the-dark-side-of-danny-choo-draft?blog=1
July 17th, 2010 at 10:45 am
I ordered a Tenga flip from Japan because of [Danny Choo's] review…
Fun Fact: They marked the shipping documentation content as “Hobby Kit” I busted a gut at the post office laughing when I saw it.
July 17th, 2010 at 10:53 am
Oh, I still gotta like the guy, but I guess joie-de-vie Danny does have his detractors…
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/bbs
July 17th, 2010 at 11:29 am
↑ What the hell does that mean, “mild”? flavored fuck hole? not too spicy?
July 17th, 2010 at 11:37 am
According to Danny Choo…
July 17th, 2010 at 2:38 pm
How-the-WTF is this “news”?
Danny Choo has been wanking with Tenga for years and writing about it. The specific dannychoo.com article you quote is OVER one year old.
July 17th, 2010 at 9:33 pm
Wild: hyper lubricated recomended 4 backdoor expedishiun
Real: standard lubrication nothing to write home aboot
Mild: heavier, induce much more friction.
Think of it as an equivalent of the damping grease for the rear axle of Tamiya’s F103 and F104 RC Fromula 1 Chassis.
(I wuz told…)