8/28/2010

Japan’s ‘DickSwim’

Mysterious creature caught in the deep depths of 200 meters
via a fisherman 徒然Naru Blog— photos taken at Miyako port

In addition to the above, my favorite J-blogger,Bees Weekly Teinou Woman, says that, “likely a cousin had been found in Lake Biwa in 2007.” According to the wags at an offshoot of Japan’s infamous 2-ch forum (Google Translate), a so-called new freshwater species—the DickSwim—has been found in Lake Biwa, Japan’s largest and deepest lake.

Of course the real excitement is its shape, that of male genitalia.

I said “so-called new freshwater species” because:

The photo was taken in an aquarium, not in the wild.

It looks like a saltwater anemone, not a freshwater organism.

These photos have been circulating the Internet forever.

Still, it’s fun so enjoy the Japanese DickSwim…

…because I am.

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10 Responses to “Japan’s ‘DickSwim’”

1. Coligny Says:
   August 28th, 2010 at 9:20 pm

   If yer genituls look like this, you might want to see a specialist…

   (just sayin’)

2. Taro Says:
   August 28th, 2010 at 10:48 pm

   Coligny wrote:
   If yer genituls look like this, you might want to see a specialist…

   They are perfectly “normal” Japanese genitals. ;-)

   
   http://www.circlist.com/rites/japan.html

3. Coligny Says:
   August 28th, 2010 at 11:25 pm

   Couldn’t know… The only gaybar in town closed just before I discovered it…

4. Taro Says:
   August 29th, 2010 at 12:56 pm

   Coligny Says:
   Couldn’t know… The only gaybar in town closed just before I discovered it…

   Onsen and Sento is where the action is!

   I LIKE PUBLIC BATH!
   
   Click to play on YouTube.

   (Here’s a crappy live video recording of Shonen Knife singing their praises, “I Like Public Bath”.
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-74a5GPNCOQ#t=02m58s )

5. Coligny Says:
   August 29th, 2010 at 2:12 pm

   Doood… french don’t bath…

6. Taro Says:
   August 29th, 2010 at 2:23 pm

   Coligny wrote:
   Doood… french don’t bath…

   Huh? You didn’t swim here from gay Paree?

7. Coligny Says:
   August 29th, 2010 at 7:03 pm

   Dood, check zee map… You see that Ocean between Paris and Vladivostock ? The one with a railway… Yeah… me neither… And for Vladivostock-Hokkaido, just wait for low tide, I’m sure there is a temporary mudtrack between them…

   (BTW, we don’t haz showers, but we haz EADS-Airbus, or at worse Dassault…)

8. Basjohn Says:
   September 1st, 2010 at 9:36 am

   All this is missing to be in my all-time terror memory listing is a photoshop of your “happy face” upon it Taro-san. (Not meant as an insult mind you, rather just that I have haunting memories of your face on many many MANY bodies it shouldn’t be on)

   Also, well done on this being disgusting enough to spread to Japanator. Not every day I go looking for anime news and find myself accidentally browsing one of my bald comrade’s “sexually ambiguous offerings”.

9. Taro Says:
   September 1st, 2010 at 7:10 pm

   Basjohn wrote:
   All this is missing to be in my all-time terror memory listing is a photoshop of your “happy face” upon it Taro-san.

   Ah, my most honorable hon-deishi, I am remiss in honoring your pleasure. Please enjoy my DickSwim…

   …because I am.
   
10. Basjohn Says:
    September 2nd, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    Y….Yeah that, along with the email copy I received, will certainly do it.

    At least now I have something to unfairly blame for future spells of impotence.

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