Sumo grand-champion Hakuho proves† Sylvester Stallone is a tosser (urbandictionary).
The photo on the left from WireImagedotcom shows the current sumo grand-champion, Hakuho, celebrating his winning the Autumn Grand Sumo Tournament that was held in Tokyo on September 25th. Hakuho continues the longest postwar winning streak of any wrestler in sumo (Japan Times).
Hakuho “proves” that a sumo champion can easily beat Rocky, Rambo, Cobra, Ray Tango, Judge Dread, The Toymaker, et al* ha, ha.
In the above photo looks like former sumo champion KONISHIKI (Wiki) on the left in the back is photo bombing (urbandictionary) Sylvester Stallone (R) and Dolph Lundgren (C). Actually, it seems that the cash-strapped KONINSHIKI seems to have finally found some work playing tour guide. In this case, he’s the sumo guide for the stars of the new Stallone movie ”The Expendables,” which Stallone and Lundgren are here to promote this week (press release).
The first foreign-born ozeki/champion, KONINSHIKI (Hawaiian native who real name is Saleva’a Fuauli Atisano) was once the heaviest sumo wrestler weighing 630 lbs (287 kg) as shown on the right. After having gastric bypass surgery in 2008, he now is a svelte 280 lbs (128 kg)(Wiki).
WRONG AGAIN TARO!
That photo proves that the Japanese sumo champ is a ‘tosser’ and Stallone is the ‘tossee’.
(That is -er is basically an ‘agent suffix’ and -ee suffix is the receiver.)
This is an info-packed post–I approve!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was trying to have a little fun at Stallone’s expense. Ya gotta give me some poetic license.
The expandable is awesum… never seen that much beefcakes/meatheads outside of a peplum movie…
Just wished there wuz moar shower scene…
Bestest pro gay agenda movie evar…
Oddly, I am watching the Expendables and right now I’m 12 minutes into the movie. I was wondering about if sausagefest would ever end.
Good thing I didn’t pay *much* to see it, because the film is so boring I start checking my email and the 3Yen’s comments at the 12-minute point.