Fun fall fashion…for freakaziods

“Oh honey, we know….

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refinery29.com | Sep 27, 2010:
Fur Disasters: The Scariest Of The Hairiest

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All this hottest-summer-on-record in Japan, I have seeing Tokyo fashion victims wearing thigh-high snake-skin boots and mutton fur-lined Uggs in the 95F/35C weather. So, the above fur for Fall makes perfect Japanese “sense”…. ri-i-ight.
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11 thoughts on “Fun fall fashion…for freakaziods”

  1. Not often that you see someone so inept that she can’t even be a car showgirl… Her job is to look cute in front of a car and she manage to fuck it up…

  2. Coligny wrote:
    Not often that you see someone so inept that she can’t even be a car showgirl…Her job is to look cute in front of a car and she manage to fuck it up…

    It’s ok. She appears to be not pure Japanese, so Japanese people will think her ineptness can’t be helped. snide-smile

  3. It finally occurred to me that Uggs and their fluffy and furry ilk are simply an iteration of the loose sock look of years past (and this year too in Coligny’s neck of the woods, where they’re still considered fashionable). The concept is the same: where something big and fuafua on your daikon ashi to make them look svelte by comparison.

  4. catoneinutica wrote:
    It finally occurred to me that Uggs and their fluffy and furry ilk are simply an iteration of the loose sock look of years past…
    …The concept is the same: where something big and fuafua on your daikon ashi to make them look svelte by comparison.

    runty, deformed, bow-legged  Japanese
    Japanese girls certainly have issues with their stumpy legs and cankels, but the strategy of “loose socks” and now multiple layers of leggings and all the ugly variations seems counterproductive.
    And, it doesn’t help that Japanese girls walk in a funky, pigeon-toed, bowlegged manner, does it?
    (Refer to 3Yen | 2006-02-06 | “Oh-legs” )

    daikon ashi legs animation
    Daikon Ashi (2004)
    — Watch the film short.
    About: “Daikon Ashi” is a Japanese term that means legs that look like white radish. This film originates from an essay Ru wrote in high school. Director/Animator/Narrator: Ru Kuwahata

    Wikipedia.org/wiki/Loose_socks

    Cankels
    n. 1) An aesthetically unfortunate physiological condition which leaves its victims with no discernable narrowing of the ankle between the calf and the foot. 2) An ankle which has no discernable narrowing from the calf to the foot. History: The word is derived a combination of the words calf and ankle. Victims of this condition are advised to avoid the following: ankle boots, ankle-strap shoes, anklets, ankle socks, ankle tattoos, high-top shoes, and any other footwear or legwear that might draw attention to the cankle region.
    urbandictionary.com define term: cankles

  5. MAMELAPA UMNQUNDUWAKHO!
    ANDIFUNI UKUYAEHLATINI!
    SUKUBAMMBA INCANCA YAM!
    ANDI SO STABANI!

  6. fUggs Boots are made with high quality sheepskin for warmth and wear for a few years. They’re comfortable to wick moisture away and help keep your happyfeet dry.

  7. Hi just thought i would tell you something.. This is twice now i’ve landed on your blog in the last three days looking for totally un-related things. Sssspooky or what?

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