10/5/2010

Cheez-whiz fondue chicken burger?

Yet another alert about Japanese BIOHAZARD burgers!*

Chicken-for-Love©, aka the new Cheese fondue McChicken burger. Even McDonald’s calls it, “I con’ chicken,” as in, ‘I conned you into eating this crap concoction.’

Let me describe that cheese fondue McChicken…

Cheeze-wiz fondue coating a patty of parts of mystery chicken,

Breaded and deep-fried, slapped onto a soggy bun,

Slathered in sweet, MSG-ladden, Japanese mayonnaise,

Topped with wilted lettuce, faux bacon and a slice of processed cheese for good measure. ↓

*Previous poisonous burgers alerts from us include:
—–LOG KIT burger (3Yen | 2007-02-24 | bottom right)
——Biohazard alert–’Choco Burger’! (3Yen | 2010-09-16)
——Travelers alert — biohazard burger (3Yen | 2007-02-24)
——Kan-Nana Noodle Burger, PUKE!(3Yen | 2007-05-22)
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UPDATE: The Rinka blog reminds us that these McChicken products are made from…

gizmodo.com

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Fondue burger idea via MiaInger’s twitter from #laurelrinkya

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8 Responses to “Cheez-whiz fondue chicken burger?”

1. Taro Says:
   October 5th, 2010 at 2:52 pm

   I saved the best for last….

   
   Fair use – Parody

2. Pants-on-the-Ground Says:
   October 5th, 2010 at 5:01 pm

   Hey, that BondageMcChicken reminds me of the McD variant called the “McGangBang“!
   That’s a McChicken wedged between the two meat patties in a double cheeseburger.

   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McChicken

   http://www.eatmedaily.com/2009/03/the-mcgangbang-a-mcchicken-sandwich-inside-a-double-cheeseburger/

3. Den4 Says:
   October 6th, 2010 at 10:48 am

   Heh….nothing is as bad as toxic faux cheese in them Almond-cheese snacks…..
   J-folks love em, per blog below, but after tasting them meself….bleah….
   the senbei and almond are good, but the toxic faux cheese…..worse than the mayo you are complaining about from J-McDees…..

   チーズアーモンド　三幸製菓 —konasu3.blog1.fc2.com/blog

   
   
   カロリー　483kcal　/　たんぱく質　19.0g　/　脂質　22.7g　/　炭水化物　50.3g
   （↑チーズアーモンド100g当たりの栄養価。1袋20枚入り）
   定価231円位？139円で購入。
   昔から好き♪
   懐かしい！昔すっごくハマって良く食べてました。
   まだあるんだ…。ブルボンからも似たようなのが出てるけど、
   慣れ親しんだこちらを選択。
   ああー、このチーズ、昔のままだ(笑)固くてちょっと粉っぽさの
   ある、チープな感じながら大好きです。ほんのり醤油味の
   薄焼き煎餅と、アーモンドの香ばしさとの組み合わせが
   なんとも絶妙！
   栄養もバッチリのこのお煎餅。とにかく後を引くおいしさで
   もっとメジャーになってもいいのに～なんて、ひそかに応援
   しています（＾＾ゞ

   Japanese to English translation

   ↑ 100g per cheese almonds nutritional value. 20 pieces per bag)
   No. 231 yen price? Buy 139 yen.
   ♪ like a long time
   Old! I was really addicted to eating well past.
   I still have …. I’m from out of a similar Bourbon
   Choose familiar here.
   Ah, cheese, remains of the old (lol) a little stiff ashiness
   There, I love feeling cheap. The soy sauce slightly
   薄焼Ki and cracker, and a combination of almond flavor
   Downright exquisite!
   This rice crackers nutrition down pat. After catching the taste with just
   I wish – I can get more into the mainstream, quietly cheer.

4. Taro Says:
   October 6th, 2010 at 10:51 am

   Yeah, that senbei cheese is vile, but it not meant as a meal as the poisoned Mayo burgers are in Japan.

5. Taro Says:
   October 7th, 2010 at 12:28 am

   Here’s a bit of artsy-fartsy for you in the Japanese furburger theme…

   
   by kayo tamaishi

6. LuigiFulk Says:
   October 13th, 2010 at 3:00 pm

   Letme guess, you got straight A average in highschool on this subject, right?…lol I thought so.

7. eatmoarchicken Says:
   January 13th, 2011 at 3:03 pm

8. Cheezehead Says:
   January 25th, 2011 at 7:17 pm

   CHEESY!
   Here in Wisconsin we’re a lot more than wino cheeseballs and badBeer. Sheeee-it, we’ve got fake wood-grain panelling, asbestos dropCeilings, and bowling4dollars as well!

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