Tokyo Metro’s subway manners for space cadets

starfeet-cadet The Tokyo Metro‘s “Manners” poster for November offers important training advice for Starfleet cadets*.

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Always remember the PRIME DIRECTIVE…

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someothergaijin says:

11/2/2010 at 10:09 am

Oh nooos!
Taro’s a Trekkie!!
Taro says:

11/2/2010 at 10:28 am

someothergaijin wrote:
Oh nooos!

Don’t panic.

I’m mostly harmless as long as you let me bring my towel and wear my uniform.

42 Utility Towel
Taro says:

11/2/2010 at 11:23 am

Alt version of the Metro’s “Manner” poster…
2triky via... says:

11/2/2010 at 1:42 pm

The Prime Directive? WTF…sounds like an episode of Star Trek. Funny ish.
Iraira via... says:

11/2/2010 at 1:43 pm

Nice: baby’s doing a boob grab….permission for “chikan”-ing has been granted by Tokyo Metro.
Taro says:

11/2/2010 at 1:58 pm

Iraira wrote:
Nice: baby’s doing a boob grab…

Damn. I was thinking that it was the standard “Sausage Grab” that Japanese always like to go for with gaijin guys in Japan.
Samurai_Jerk says:

11/2/2010 at 2:32 pm

“….the standard “Sausage Grab” that Japanese always like to go for with gaijin….”

Speaking of the “Sausage Grab,” I’ve always wondered, do Japanese guys do that shit to each other or do they reserve that honor only for us gaijin.

Anyway, I’ve always wondered why Japanese (not to mention Korean) guys get so gay when they’re drunk. Any theories? In vino veritas?