Kaiju and I ‘Deck the Halls…’

My favorite kaiju/monster and I are humming,
Deck the Halls with Boughs of Bombs –Fa la la la la la, la la la la...”

Tis the season to be jolly, Fa la la la la la, la la la la. Don we now our gay apparel …”

That “gay apparel” being rubber suits like those worn by kaiju, the word for Japanese film genre of rubber-suit monsters like Godzilla. Other well-known kaiju include Mothra, Anguirus, Rodan, King Kong, Gamera, and King Ghidorah.

Previously covered Christmas kinky kaiju kitsch featured on the 3Yen includes:
Sex Santa and other Japanese Christmas crap (3Yen / 2009-12-21)
Monster Kaiju-Taro’s Christmas Cumguts? (3Yen / 2008-12-05)
xmas-taro monster

Merry Wankermas for otaku in Japan(3Yen / 2007-12-25)
—And my personal recollection of the absolutely true (not an urban legend) of Crucified Claus in Japan in 1986.

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3 thoughts on “Kaiju and I ‘Deck the Halls…’”

  1. Whenever, I see that cute little Godzilla, I just hear the buzzing of chainswords and imagine an endless dream of blood, skulls, slaughter overlaid with the laughter of dark and thirsting gods.

  2. Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

    — Woody Allenz

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