Japan’s net-enabled teledildonic cyber-kissing machine
In other words, Japan has invented a Kiss Transmission Device.
This net-enabled teledildonic* cyber-kissing machine aka “Oral Communication Device” is the latest invention coming from the University of Electro-Communications located in Chofu City, Tokyo. The university’s Kajimoto Laboratory aims to improve “tactile communications” with this device that looks like a a rotating straw to transmit the fabulous “feeling of kissing.”
Watch the video below and tell me you don’t get the feeling that the researcher shown in the video has never kissed a girl? (or boy for that matter)
Read more at DigInfo TV — Kiss Transmission Device.
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May 3rd, 2011 at 8:04 pm
Of course the researcher has kissed a girl. The researcher looks to be a lesbian (not there is anything wrong with that), tee, hee.
（*＾＾）＾*） Chu!!
May 4th, 2011 at 2:06 am
This is very good progress. But what I really need is a virtual BJ machine. Oh wait, they have already made that one too!
May 4th, 2011 at 2:20 am
I’m sure Miss Yuumi knows all about “virtual” BJs.
May 4th, 2011 at 3:30 am
Swedish House Mafia headlining the last day of Greenery Day.
May 4th, 2011 at 10:04 am
I for one welcome our Tactile Teledildonics Communication Device French-kissing Overlords!
May 4th, 2011 at 12:51 pm
University of Electro-Communications gave no word on the possibility of tentacles in future models.
But don’t worry. Japan will provide, it’s inevitable.
May 5th, 2011 at 11:10 am
“The Savage started. That sensation on his lips! He lifted a hand to his lips; the titillation ceased; let his hand fall back on the metal knob; it began again…” – Aldous Huxley “Brave New World”
May 7th, 2011 at 4:01 am
This “kissing machine” IS the new virtual blow job device. IT’S A TRAP!
May 8th, 2011 at 12:20 am
French kissing machine might be the most useless Japanese gadget ever