In the current 32C/90F heat wave, the air-conditioning of the subways has been cut back to deal with the electricity shortages stemming from the nuclear meltdown of the continuing FukushimaFuck-up. The Tokyo Metro was swift to respond with these new manners posters asking the cooperation of the Japanese public.

Those goddamned penguins getting onto the trains…talk about trouble. Sheesh…
You can observe a bunch just by watching. If I could be a bird, I think I would be a Pengu1n because then I could walk around on two feet with a lot of 0ther guys just like me.
Those damn penguins have some hinky habits…