I bet you never thought that Apple has taken a stand on tentacles in the bedroom for the iPad, have you?
Thanko Corp.’s original release! Here’s a tablet stand with a totally adjustable height angle using four flexible tubes for legs. … Speaking of octopus … its excellent design features include its being flexible yet rigid so that the tablet the holder’s position can be freely adjusted…via Rakuten Reamono Shops: Octopus tablet stand
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The original datacider.com link (Goggle Translate) is thanks to Yokohamer who describes this as: not a new form of tentacle porn, but a tablet PC stand ….holds your iPad, etc. so your hands are free for other activities…
Check out my previous 3Yen reports of Japan’s tentacle obsession such as:
—Tentacle tupperware tale (3Yen / 2007-06-09)
—Toyota tentacle sex (3Yen / 2006-10-28)
—Japanese girl and her octopus (3Yen / 2005-08-06)
—Live-Action Tentacle Sex of Japanese ‘Wicked City’
…and course the news.3Yen.com’s all-time favorite
—The Kraken attacks Japanese parking lot! (3Yen / 2006-11-22)
Shokushu goukan aka tentacle rape has been popular in Japan for hundreds of years. The greatest artist in the history of Japan, Hokusai, produced the finest example in his work “Kinoe no komatsu” (1814).
It only makes sense that this ipod stand resembles the Wisdom of the Japanese ages.
Ahhhh, Kinoe no komatsu—The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife— Japanese art at its finest.
What I love is that Japanese people are adamant that that the art work does not depict “tentacle rape” at all, but rather consensual sex.
The print and its text tells of the legend of the female abalone diver Tamatori who steals a jewel from the Dragon King. As she tries to escape, the Dragon King’s octopi pursue her. However, when caught the female abalone diver Tamatori ends up having a enjoyable ménage à trois with two octopi according to the text on the print.
I find this extremely easy to masturbate to.
wooow, probably your stuff is ready with intelligence-attached “iPad’s feeler sex”
To the above comment about intelligence-enhanced “iPad iFeeler Sex”—You’re absolutely right!
TENTACLE SEX ON TV!
This is just in from the 3Yen’s correspondent-at-large, Den4, who laments that there are, “so many tentacled items these days…”
Now this what I call Prior Art* from the Gay ’90s, Nikola Tesla’s 1890s that is.
Embiggen to 500 x 220 px.
Here’s the real deal…
key master via Den4
More signs of the Violation!
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Octopus warrior??