And the Wapanese Winner is…
At the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards yesterday, the Wapanese winner was Nicki Minaj wearing her Hannibal-Lecter-meets-Japanese-Barbie outfit with a geometric metal armored dress and graffiti face mask. When asked about her unique dress she said, “Harajuku is something I have been absorbing for a very long time…Tokyo inspires this outfit.*”
According to the – Fashionista blog, here’s a breakdown of all the weird shit Nicki Minaj was wearing at the VMA’s:
1. A pink, yellow and orange wig that looks like very large scoops of sherbert piled atop her head.
2. A surgical mask by Japanese designer Shojono Tomo.
3. In keeping with the frozen desserts theme, an ice cream cone necklace that takes over her entire clavicle.
4. Diamond-shaped boobs, because what is the VMAs without a pointy boobs moment?
5. Metallic purple Transformers-inspired get-up, so that she can transform into whatever slutty ballerina situation is happening underneath.
6. The aforementioned slutty ballerina situation.
7. Rainbow striped panties.
8. Plastic shiny bow bracelets and rings.
9. Star-printed tights–probably the most normal thing Nicki has on her person.
10. Tsumori Chisato thigh-high socks.
11. A big pink and black lace bow garter.
12. Another pair of thigh-high socks by Shojono Tomo with drawings of comic book characters having seizures all over them..
13. One or two more pairs of socks? With pom-poms on them?
14. Footwear: Pretty sure her left and right feet don’t match. On the right foot, there is something that vaguely resembles a red Chinese dragon. Or a red furry duck. On the left foot…no idea.
15. This contraption, also Shojono Tomo, looks like a gigantic version of something that might make a fun, weird keychain accessory from Hot Topic. Instead, it is an enormous amalgamation of 25 different children’s toys that reminds me of Oblina from Aaahh!! Real Monsters.
*Here’s a video of Niki Minaj and Jonah hill talking about world-important things such as why the chicken crossed the road …
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August 30th, 2011 at 9:11 am
Stacking random shit is NOT fashion… it’s at best some sort of hoarding…
August 30th, 2011 at 11:39 am
No wait. It gets better….
August 31st, 2011 at 5:39 am
Nicki-san. Kokneeshewa! That means “Good afternoon” in Japanese.Arygatoe gozaemashita. That means “thank you” in Japanese. “Kimmy wa daisuckie desu. That means “I like you” in Japanese. And, “Suememasuen” That means “Excuse me” in Japanese because I’m FAPPING TO YOOOOUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
August 31st, 2011 at 3:27 pm
Please post this image.September 28th, 2011 at 10:05 am
Hey, you already know that, “the Wapanese Winner is” you Taro, and what could be better? You can’t stop being a Weeaboo can you? Mmmmmuhahaha…
March 21st, 2012 at 8:59 pm
ALIENS HAVE LANDED AT NARITA!!
Arriving for her first Japanese tour…
April 8th, 2012 at 9:20 am
The only way to manage socks is to find a style and colour you like and buy lots of them which cuts out the odd sock problem. However that doesn’t solve the problem of the oddness of an odd-sock wearer.