11/22/2011

Steve Austin says he has one more match left …with Steven Seagal??

Steve Austin Says He Has One More Match Left
WrestlingInc.com | 2011/1118
… working with Steven Seagal in a new movie release upcoming soon in the future: “I am happy to be working with the guy. I have always been a Seagal fan, I’ve heard a lot of stories about him. Its kinda right in the middle of my deer season. I'm down here in Texas in the deer stand looking at deer, learning my lines, and getting tuned up in the gym.”…more...

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One Response to “Steve Austin says he has one more match left …with Steven Seagal??”

1. The Scoop on Poop Says:
   March 13th, 2012 at 3:44 pm

   Jude Gene Lebell confirms choking Steven Seagal until Seagal pooped himself
   filmdrunk.uproxx.com | 2012 March 13
   The story of martial arts legend Judo Gene Lebell choking Steven Seagal until he soiled himself is a tale nearly as famous as Richard Gere’s gerbils…
   … according to Lebell, when he choked Seagal (who, according to legend had claimed he couldn’t be choked out), Seagal pooped an entire steak dinner, which is probably not the unique physiological reaction he’s used to.

   Well, if a guy soils himself, you can’t criticize him, because if they just had a nice big dinner an hour before, you might have a tendency to do that.

   Aw, it’s cute that you’re being so coy, but come on, we’re talking about a guy with a ponytail crapping himself here.

   Steven Seagal is a very outstanding martial artist. I’ve got nothing against Steven. Personally, myself I don’t think he’s taught these mixed martial artists how to win a match…He’s done a lot for martial arts, but I know where he’s insulted Randy Couture. Well, Randy Couture if he ever got mad, would have him for lunch. And that isn’t to put down Steven, but ‘closed mouth don’t catch any foot.’

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